Mushroom bruise

To whack a girl on the head mainly aiming at the forehead with the head of the penis

Alex left a mushroom bruise on Traci and Chanti, it looks like they converted to Hindu now...

by German Gheppetto June 22, 2006

doggy bruise

A double bruise on your lower abdomen from having doggy style sex with someone who has a hard bony ass

That skinny white girl last night gave me a doggy bruise. That ass was so good but so bad at the same time.

by Andrew Drumm June 29, 2007

bruised banana

A derogatory term for an asian person who acts black.

"Oh my god, look at that bruised bruised banana playing basketball!"

by fokker July 09, 2006

Bruises and bitemarks

An awsomeness song

I love Bruises and bitemarks.

by Princess of darkness18748974 July 09, 2009

phantom bruise

The uncanny phenomenon of unexplained bruises found on the body.

"Hey Jim, what's that bruise from?"
"It's a phantom bruise; noticed it yesterday."

by manic depresso March 05, 2018

Sack Bruise

After Brutally pounding a woman's ass hole your scrotum becomes purple, swollen, and is accompanied by sharp pain with dry skin resulting in a bruise.

Dude your sister gave me such a Sack Bruise last night

by Browneyejim February 23, 2011

Blue Bruise

Invented by Melissa Page, the Blue Bruise is the greatest vodka drink ever consumed in the northern hemisphere. Contents: Lime vodka, sprite, and blue raspberry kool- aid (Must be made prior to mixing.) The name 'blue bruise' refers to the bruises one receives afer consuming multiple blue bruises and being pushed into an icy snow bank.

Bobby: I pushed Melissa into a snow bank so she could have more than one blue bruise last night.

by Tubs Priest December 23, 2008