britton

of British descent, adj, out of sync, or, opposite being very hip - depends on extreme behavior

how brittonian of you; typical brittonian behavior

by geeyon October 16, 2008

brittni emery

this is one hot chick at memorial! she has the best ass ever it is like j-lo's times 2! she has a bangin bod! i wanna make out with her so bad! she is an amazing kisser and she is fun to bang!

wtf are you waiting for go bang her now

by some guy March 29, 2005

Britteni

A good hearted women who will do anything she can for the people she loves. She is a strong women that won't put up with drama or toxic people. She care so much about other people and puts them first. She the kind of women that will be blunt with you and tell you the truth. When people look at her they see the beauty in her eyes. She a special kind of friend and lover that you could meet. She has a goofy personality and loves to laugh. She will go through a day laughing all her worries away. If you come across a Britteni don't let them out of your life. A Britteni will always be there when you need her. When a Britteni makes a commitment she will see it through until the end.

Have you meet my best friend Britteni?

by The one that knows her best April 21, 2020

Britton

Super fun, sexy lad loves to be himself and talk till you start snoring. Also destroyer of pussies.

Damn look at him next to dyuvti.he looks like a Britton

by Queen Know it all September 12, 2021

britton

One who is addicted to maturbating while viewing pornography. The addict is often aroused by unusual fetishes, up to and including urination, diaper wearing, scat play, feet, semen drinking, cross dressing, dildo play, horse sex, trampoline sex, nude surfing, testicle shaving, fisting, nude banking, the asshole finger fuck 'n lick, snow balling, beef boiling, s&m, role playing, food sex, and incest.

Lee: Hey Joe, wanna urinate on each other while jumping on my trampoline and fingering each other's assholes then licking them?

Joe: Sure! Hey, can we take a giant dump on the trampoline before jumping on it?

Lee: Of coarse we can. First let me just take off these diapers of mine and shave my testicles. I want my balls as smooth as silk because on Tuesday I'm going nude banking and surfing.

Joe: Cool. And hey afterwards can I have sex w/ that horse over there while you have sex w/ your sisters feet?

Lee: Way ahead of ya!

(laughter)

Joe: Man, we are such a couple of brittons.

Lee: You know it!

by mcface July 24, 2006

britton

A jew who dislikes other jews and spends most of their time thinking about balls.

Britton: Dude, did you just see that nasty Jew?
Non-britton: Aren't you a Jew?
Britton: Yeah, but I still don't like 'em.....Balls..

by ETSlayer November 9, 2007

Britton

An uncommon disease that affects the anal cavity. Known also in the medical feild as Brittonthornitus. Symptoms often include anal leakage, large anal warts, bloody stools, swelling in the rectum, and in some rare cases, males inflicted with Britton experience extreme shrinkage of the penis. The most common cause for Britton is an over abundance of anal sexual activity.

I feel bad for Julio, he got Britton from having to much ass sex w/ Lee.

by mcface July 24, 2006