Where's your briefcase?

To ask someone how old they are or point out their immaturity.

Dude 1: watch me smash this fly with my face.
Dude 2: Your in high school man grow up.
Dude 1: NEVA!
Dude 2: Where's your briefcase?

by Gnar Cakes October 23, 2008

Briefcase Chuckle

When you have to force laughter in a business setting, most commonly seen in a meeting or walking by someone in the office.

It is similar to Foreskin Chuckle in its deliberateness.

Emmitt The Intern: Does every meeting start with talking about the weather, the latest on Twitter, and gas prices? Also, nobody said anything funny in that meeting, but I think Thompson ACTUALLY pounded the table 3 times.

Sinclair, The Savvy Office Veteran: Yes, it is imperative to Briefcase Chuckle before every meeting, each and every time someone mentions someone else's hometown, and whenever someone talks about their alma mater's rival.

Emmitt: Ahh, thank you for helping me. I really appreciate you showing me the ropes.

Sinclair: Ya, too bad your coach didn't show your boys the ropes last weekend, eh? That was quite a beating we gave you.

Emmitt: Oh Our QB just couldn't get anything going...OHFU...ohhhhhh I see what you did there.

Sinclair: You're Welcome.

by Mike109999 November 15, 2022

Briefcase Baddie

A Briefcase Baddie (noun) is the one who walks into the room and quietly rewrites the rules. Sharp-minded, sharp-dressed, and not here to play small. They can lead a meeting, spot the dysfunction in a “quick sync,” and still make time for joy, rest, and a life that actually matters.

They don’t live to work — they work the system to build a life on their terms. Fluent in ambition and boundaries. Unavailable for grind culture. Unbothered by performative hustle.

They’re not chasing titles — they’re chasing freedom.

Everyone wants to be one. Most companies don’t deserve them.
But they’re here anyway…until they’re not.

After realizing she was managing her boss’s job and emotional stability, Taylor quietly updated their résumé, blocked off Fridays, and booked a solo trip to Mexico. Total Briefcase Baddie move.

by Linda, listen July 31, 2025

The Briefcase App

“The Briefcase App” is a term coined and popularized by creator and marketer Jayde I. Powell. It is a humorous nickname for the professional networking site LinkedIn. Jayde first used the term on X (formerly known as Twitter) in 2022 and has since used it in her content across social media and beyond.

Let me open up the briefcase app so I can find me a job.

by purple haired hottie May 24, 2024

briefcase mong wipe

Typically found at a school setting he/she is that one overly formal person in the group who fantasizes about their super hot mom and is always found carrying around his trusty briefcase with witch he uses to wipe his own ass.

Man can't this wanker stop acting like a briefcase mong wipe!

by The bagel 777 June 13, 2018

Puerto Rican Briefcase

A plastic single-use grocery bag frequently used by latinos to transport their lunch.

"The fridge at work was jam packed full of Puerto Rican Briefcases."

by FooSieben July 29, 2019

The Briefcase

A person, usually female lays on her belly and grabs her ankles, so the carrier can insert a double ended dildo into her anus and vagina. She then tightly grips both ends so she can be carried around as a human brief case. Usually used as a form or degrading pet play amongst BDSM individuals.

Nancy Ann back sassed him or the last time today, he thought as he waited for her long waited silence. "Bitch, when we get home yo ass better snap it back and hit The Briefcase!"

by Diabolakill of Hallucination June 29, 2025