Bitchitis

A fictional disease that causes someone to become a bitch. To get rid of it, you have to sanitize your hands with hand sanitizer within 24 hours.

Don't touch her or else you'll catch bitchitis.

by Joshhyyyyyyy July 2, 2016

Bitchitis

A fictional disease that causes someone to become a bitch. To get rid of it, you have to sanitize your hands with hand sanitizer within 24 hours.

Don't touch her or else you'll catch bitchitis.

by Joshhyyyyyyy July 2, 2016

Bruhcitis

The illness that one makes up when they don't want to go out.

"Cody can't come out tonight. Manz has BRUHcitis"

by Leap2k19 July 26, 2019

Bitchitis

This is when your fucking a bitch and she has bronchitis. Due to her being a bitch, she usually won’t tell you she has bronchitis till she has your kid..
So look out for the bitchitis

Man: She’s such a bitchitis!
Mans friend: how?!
Man: because she has bronchitis and now she’s pregnant with my kid

by Katsuki_Janna October 31, 2019

Brightism

The phenomenon in which a person hears someone's voice so much that they begin to imagine things in that voice.

Named after Kevan Brighting, the voice of the Narrator from "The Stanley Parable".

"I've played the Stanley Parable so much, that now whenever I'm reading, I imagine the Narrator's voice saying the words."
"Sounds like you've got Brightism."

by Xavien35449510 November 24, 2021

bronchitis kettle

A long spout, was used in the nineteenth and twentieth centuries to moisten the air for a sufferer of bronchitis, and was considered to make it easier to breathe for the patient.

A bronchitis kettle is better than the bronchial blocker.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

brianitis

For guys named Brian, who is an addict that takes no accountability for his actions, knows everything but doesn’t know one thing and expects the whole world to be given to him.

Oh wow, John had brianitis on Tuesday. It was a really severe stomach ache that caused him to miss work the past few days.

by Rhinitis October 8, 2023