A Brenden is generally considered to be a fake person that is completely out for himself despite acting like he is your friend. Brendens have a tendency to get the "ahh fuck it's" which is a caring disorder. Brendens also run their mouth causing you to have the irrestible urge to dog walk them. Brendans will fuck up things around me them in an attempt to sabotage ones workmanship and blatenly lie about the time it takes to fix it. Brendens also have a huge issue with throwing missy fits without realizing they look about as mature as a school yard sissy. The most was thing about a Brendens is that most of the time they seem alright borderline cool but their constant disrespectful behaviour cannot be tolerated. My advice is to bear a Brendens to submission immediately upon seeing one. Brendens even and mouth their own mothers to the people in public despite being in their mid 30"s and still living with mom. Brendens are very self destructive and quick to blame others for their own actions.
Hey guys look where that Brenden ended up. Homeless and hungry. Its very sad . They say a Brenden just self restricts like a mission impossible message!!
by Bestfloorguyever February 02, 2019
The best couple ever who get in fights often but at the end of the day they love each other Riley likes to play with Brendens head and his friends but Brenden trust her most of the time he is always there for her and Riley loves to protect him from people Riley and Brenden are always there for each other
by I don't know my name hdhdvdhdh April 10, 2017
Brenden Alex is a beautiful person who doesn’t know his worth, but is always searching for someone to appreciate and reach his full potential.
You: How’s Brenden Alex today?
Random person: He’s just being the love of my life as usual
You: Makes sense he is such an amazing guy, never lose him! He’s a keeper.
Random person: He’s just being the love of my life as usual
You: Makes sense he is such an amazing guy, never lose him! He’s a keeper.
by Blackberrypearpie June 11, 2019
An all-around bad person, self absorbed piece of poop that likes to view urban dictionary definitions of himself.
Brenden is a cunt
by Brenden is bad October 13, 2019
Small wanna be baseball player who has definitely bragged about his golf score at least once in his life.
by Fishman1237 April 28, 2022
The best couple in the world. If you see them don’t even try to get with one of them, there together forever.
by Thickbitch6373 October 24, 2022
A young man whore on the scene. Often goes by pig oomah. His natural habitat is in the northern hemisphere. Often found as a nocturnal functioning mook master out side the wai, Amy’s,the zoo, nor westr, etc. Beware one sting from him may have you swelled up for 9 months. If you have came in contact with this man whore you may need to go to your nearest Vet and get plan B.
by Pig Oomah April 25, 2018