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The most perfect girl in the world, most likely to be short and cute. Might seem rude at first but when u get to know her, she's actually really sweet
Breighana is amazing!!!
by Cvargas June 19, 2017
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Breitbarf

The rubbishy non news propaganda from a certain right wing online news station
Don't read that online site! It's a bunch of breitbarf!
by Fuzzylogix July 4, 2018
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Brex

Verb. To utterly bollocks something up due to a comprehensive lack of planning, failure to grasp even the basics of whatever concepts are involved, and a lazy arrogance that your personality and winning smile will pull you through.
"Admiral, I am sorry to inform you that the operation has not been a success. The enemy realised what our plans were and sank our aircraft carrier, three warships and six of our destroyers before we'd finished eating breakfast."
"Commander, I am disappointed. I left you in charge with one job. One job. You will receive an immediate court martial, and I will ensure that you're posted to Basingstoke or somewhere you have no further opportunities to brex anything this badly again."
by DrFlussocks March 13, 2019
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Brefix

Another, cooler word for "breakfast".
"Dude i'm starving, let's have french toast for brefix"
by Steve Carley December 25, 2007
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Breisha

A sexy, brown haired, gorgeous girl. She is wonderful that is a positive addition to your list of friends.
"Do you know Breisha?"
"Yeah she's super hot"
"Yeah she is!"
by Onlinenamenotrealname September 15, 2013
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Breitbarted

To die in ways which are within the means of a government assassin, though difficult to prove, when someone in government has a clear motive and all that is missing is the smoking gun. To qualify, someone in government has to be suspected of being the alleged assassin. The means of death has to be highly suspect and convenient.

A random civilian getting shot in the eyes by a neighbor who doesn't like his political views is not being Breitbarted. A man with damning evidence and testimony against an elected official who suddenly shows up in a dumpster decapitated and it's ruled a "suicide" by the coroner, however, definitely qualifies. Most victims, however, die of heart attacks - which can be brought about by hard-to-trace poisons. The difficulty is proving it.

In summary, you need:

1) Reasonable grounds for suspicion of foul play.
2) A clear government motive for assassination.
3) Convenient circumstances.
4) Someone in government as a prime suspect. Not the Mafia, unless the two are working in cohorts.
5) Impeccable timing.

Absurd coroner rulings are optional. This usually applies to conservatives who die suspiciously and to liberals who are suspected, but any combination of ideologies is possible for a victim-assassin relationship, provided the other above-stated qualifiers are present.

Named after Andrew Breitbart, the timing of whose death raised lots of suspicions.
When the Mafia does it, they say it was "made to look like an accident." When the government does it, that's called being "Breitbarted."
by ObscuredBeyond March 15, 2014
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Brei Maneuver

To run a fleet of ships under your command onto the beach/shore.
Our bonehead Admiral lost our whole fleet when he pulled that Brei Maneuver!
by A sailor! February 15, 2008
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