First, take a six-pack of beer. Then, remove one of the beers & begin drinking it. Next, stick your hand through the hole that's left. You now have a classy looking Arkansas Bracelet that you can wear for the rest of the night, & you aren't going to forget where your beer is either. Or you might forget, if things get really awesome.
There is controversy surrounding what to do when (if) you decide to ever remove an empty Arkansas Bracelet. Some say that you should cut it up & put it in the recycle bin so that it doesn't hurt any dolphins. Others say that if these dolphins are so "evolved" & "intelligent", then they ought to be able to avoid sticking their noses through small plastic rings & dying because of this.
There is controversy surrounding what to do when (if) you decide to ever remove an empty Arkansas Bracelet. Some say that you should cut it up & put it in the recycle bin so that it doesn't hurt any dolphins. Others say that if these dolphins are so "evolved" & "intelligent", then they ought to be able to avoid sticking their noses through small plastic rings & dying because of this.
The party only really got going when Jack stepped in rocking a Bud Ice Arkansas Bracelet on each wrist.
by Billy Billystack July 20, 2009
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Common identifier on male indicating high probability he will not be fucking anyone.
Generally a serious cockblocker.
Nerdy form of fronts or grills.
Common identifier on male indicating high probability he will not be fucking anyone.
Generally a serious cockblocker.
Nerdy form of fronts or grills.
Defendant: I didn't know she was 16.
Judge: She had on braces for fuck sake.
Defendant: Did you just curse? Does that mean it's a mistrial?
Judge: Fuck no. Your ass is still going to jail.
Teen1: I just got braces.
Teen2: You a gansta now?
Teen1: (Sad Face)No....this means I'm not getting pussy.
Judge: She had on braces for fuck sake.
Defendant: Did you just curse? Does that mean it's a mistrial?
Judge: Fuck no. Your ass is still going to jail.
Teen1: I just got braces.
Teen2: You a gansta now?
Teen1: (Sad Face)No....this means I'm not getting pussy.
by Feckel Matters November 1, 2007
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Thin, stretchy bracelets worn by middle-and-high-school students in many different colors and patterns. They are often mistaken as "sex bracelets", where the circumstance is that supposedly if a guy pulls one off a girl and breaks it, he has to perform a sexual act with her (the color determines what they do. This ranges from a simple hug to oral sex). Though, most students wear them for fashion reasons. The hidden, sexual purpose of these bracelets was probably invented by some drunk college kids..."Hey, lets fuck each other. But we need a reason. Besides the fact that we're stoned. Hey, let's pretend that we need to have our bracelets snapped to be fucked!!! Yeahhh!"
Katie got some awesome new jelly bracelets at Hot Topic. They're black and red and purple. But Emily got some really nice pink sparkley ones at Claires.
Joe: Hey, Kate! Brandon snapped your bracelet! And it was red and black! You have to do 69! Hahahaha! Brandon and Kate! Brandon and Kate!
Me: Burn in hell, you worthless piece of shit.
Joe: Hey, Kate! Brandon snapped your bracelet! And it was red and black! You have to do 69! Hahahaha! Brandon and Kate! Brandon and Kate!
Me: Burn in hell, you worthless piece of shit.
by Yours Truly June 22, 2004
Get the jelly bracelet mug.Brachydactyly is a shortening of the fingers and toes due to strange short bones. This is an inherited or mutated condition, and in most cases does not present any problems for the person who has it. There are Many different varieties of Brachydactyly the main ones being Type A and D. Sometimes the person only has it on one side.
Names it is sometimes referred to as include, Clubbed thumbs, toe thumbs, Murders thumbs.
Type D is prone in woman.Type D is caused by a gene called HOXD13 and is in the homeobox gene family.
The most famous person with this condition is Megan Fox.
Names it is sometimes referred to as include, Clubbed thumbs, toe thumbs, Murders thumbs.
Type D is prone in woman.Type D is caused by a gene called HOXD13 and is in the homeobox gene family.
The most famous person with this condition is Megan Fox.
Boy 1: Hey what's wrong with your thumb it looks like a toe!!!
Boy 2: Don't be so mean she's got a condition, whats it called again?
Girl 1: Brachydactyly Type D.
Boy 2: Don't be so mean she's got a condition, whats it called again?
Girl 1: Brachydactyly Type D.
by Abigale Newton June 14, 2018
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by Potty. S April 17, 2014
Get the Onion Bracelet mug.kid 1: did you hear about Marcus? he's got inverted bracelets
kid 2: oh shit, we should <insert emotional support>
kid 2: oh shit, we should <insert emotional support>
by inverted_bracelet_manufacturer October 10, 2021
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Jared: Whats up after work?
Darryl: not sure
Jared: you wanna go knock off a bracelet?
Darryl: hell ya
Darryl: not sure
Jared: you wanna go knock off a bracelet?
Darryl: hell ya
by Darryl Stevenson April 28, 2008
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