bouncer

The big fat guy standing in front of the doorway of stripclubs and keeps everyone out if they are not on the "list". This "list" is basically what the bouncer assumes who you are, if your a hobo, hes not letting you in. He doesn't want any trouble, but if you hit him, he has every right to pummel you to mush.

They also guard doorways to celebrity parties. In those rich guy parties, bouncers are controlled by a wienie-boy butler who talks in a squeaky voice, but commands all the power as long as the big guys are getting paid. These types of rich guy bouncers are less round and more built, and can easily throw you out of a bulletproof window, but can't overturn cars.

The bouncer's weight makes it a danger itself, and he isn't watching where hes stepping either.

by Chang Tan January 2, 2004

bounce that ass

When something smell so bad that it smells like a raunchy ass female is bouncing her stank ass around in your face

Girl: Hey Chyy
Me: OOOHHHHH yo breath smell like bounce that ass

Girl 1: did you smell la-a breath??
Girl 2: YYYEEEAAASSS it smell like straight up bounce that ass

by shanana_peterson February 21, 2014

bounce that dick

the most badass perverted and catchy song on youtube yet created by JennaMarbles

Dude have u heard bounce that dick yet?

Yeah man! That song got me bouncin my dick all night!

by anonymousstripper December 31, 2011

bounce a chewy

The act of spucking a loogey that has been in one's mouth for a long period of time, due to the lack of a place to spit it out.

These long chewed hockers have a tendency to bounce upon hitting the ground, hence the term: bounce a chewy

Man, I sat all period with that hocker in my mouth, when I finally spucked it, I bounced the chewy 3 times.

by budgieramone January 15, 2004

on the bounce

A military term used by Robert A. Heinlein in his first-rate novel Starship Troopers, it is synonymous with the more commonly used phrases of on the ball and on your toes. In other terms, it means being in a state of readiness and awareness, and usually involves thinking one step ahead.

Sarge was really cracking down this week, so our squad had to be on the bounce 24/7.

My nephew's chess skills have dramatically improved, so whenever I play him I have to be on the bounce if I really want to win.

by Dan in Real Life March 10, 2008

shady bounce

To leave somewhere without anyone having any idea that you left, usually enticing them to ask where the hell you went.

"Where the hell did Whitey go?"
"I have no clue, I havn't seen him in like an hour."
"He probably shady bounced."

by Whitey n Out December 20, 2006

Bed Bounce

When vigorous sexual activity occurs in a bed

Andy : So this is your Bedroom wow if only these walls could talk!
Kiersten : Yeah I go through a different mattress about every 6 month's!
Andy : So do you wanna make that Bed Bounce or what?
Kiersten : I thought you'd never ask!
Andy: Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten: Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Jesus Christ! AHHHHHHHH! OOOOOOOOO!
Andy : Oh my god the Bed's Bouncing now!
Kiersten : Don't stop keep cumming!
Andy : AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : O Andy marinade me!
Andy : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : MMMMMM! You forgot my pussy!
Andy : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : And my legs!
Andy : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Don't forget my tummy!
Andy: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Wow your dick is so strong and you can really pack the cum!
Andy : Yeah girls like it when I pound and season them!

by SlopNChop September 7, 2017