Boris Johnson

A blowjob. Derived from the initials of Boris Johnson: BJ.

She gave me a Boris Johnson.

by D Rixx October 18, 2008

Boris Johnson

A total, complete and utter twat. A racist, misogynistic, ignorant piece of crap that runs Britain. An absolute shithead who has decided to build himself a plane and fly to Bulgaria.

British Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Boris Johnson?
British Guy 2: That utter piece of shit in charge? Yeah, I've heard of him.
British Guy 1: Yeah, he is crap, isn't he?

by TheCrusader1296 July 2, 2020

Boris Johnson

A cunt

Boris Johnson is a cunt

by Fckborisjohnson July 24, 2019

Life of Boris

Life of Boris is YouTube channel from Tallin, Estonia. In 3rd April 2019, channel have 2.181.400 subscribers, but number of them is increases all time. Channel is held by guy called Boris who uploaded his first video on his birthday, 4.may of 2015. Name of that video is "Cab driver Boris: THE CHEEKI BREEKI BEGINS - A slav montage". Not so much things are knowed about owner of channel since in every his video he wears balaclava and doesn't talk much about his private informations. His name is Boris, he was born in 4.may (year unknown, maybe 1989 or younger). In videos he speaks English and use strong Russian accent and since few times he talked on Russian very well it's possible that Russian language is his native and that he is from Russia. Some sources said that he is maybe born in Bulgaria from Moldavian or Russian parents but that is not confirmed. Most known thing is that he live in Estonia now. Except main channel, there is another one speacialy made for uploading videos of playing Slavic games, called GopnikGaming. Boris is also owner of Weslav.com web store where he sells hoodies , t-shirst, ushankas and other things with motives of Slavic life and his channel. Life of Boris channel also can be followed on Instagram (@the_life_of_boris), Twitter (@life_of_boris) and many other social networks. Also you can easily contact him via e-mail address squatsuperstar at gmail dot com .

Welcome to the official Life of Boris YouTube channel! On this channel, you’ll find a variety of Gaming, Cooking, Reviews, Animation and Tutorials content, including Slav games, GTA gameplay, Live gaming, On a Budget recipes, Slav cooking, How to Make guides, Country Reviews, Car Reviews and animated content. -official description of channel on YouTube.

by Analitičar April 3, 2019

Boris Johnson

An Ignorant shithead that runs britain

Guy 1: Hey you know that Boris Johnson bloke?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, you mean that ignorant cumwipe?
Guy 1: Yeah that one.

by Angus the cock sucker October 19, 2019

Boring fuckers

People who bore the fuck outta others just by being themselves or by following others as there own existence is pointless as they go through life using other peoples ideas..

1. Go to urbandictionary.com and search your first name, copy and paste this as ur status and put the first entry as a comment on Facebook.. Doin this makes you a follower of Boring fuckers and you too will become 1..

2. Constantly sending on 'Chain emails' and participate by doing what someone else has instructed you to do..Yet again you have just been welcomed to the Boring fuckers club..

3. Posting the same shite over and over again just cos no1 was interested the 1st time.. If it was annoyin the 1st time, then the 2nd,3rd and 4th times are even more fuckin annoyin.. Oh if you do this you are def a Boring fucker!..

4. Annoyin the fuck outta Mr L Burns by doing all of the above..

by Lee Mad As Toast February 5, 2010

boring stick

a person who is so boring their presence ruins any social gathering

dont invite robertson and hit our night out with the boring stick!

by dhrotky June 13, 2018