blunder biscuits

A reward despite mistakes or poor performance that makes someone or something appear undeserving

I can’t believe management is still giving Kyle the best leads after he fumbled that corporate sale last week. It’s total blunder biscuits.

by SugarSmacks! July 19, 2023

Mizzy blunder

A blunder so extreme that all hope, pride and integrity has been lost for the individual that has committed the action. A Mizzy blunder may lead to friends and family losing respect for you and turn you into the laughing stock of any social group.

How are you gonna turn down that hot girl, that was such a Mizzy blunder!

by University of Toronto Language October 5, 2023

Blundering

It's when you're sitting on the edge of a Lake and you look to your right and see a small Canoe and you can almost see that there is a hole in the bottom of it somewhere but you're not too worried because it's obviously not fully submerged so you clean out the dirt and get into it without paddles, somehow make it to the middle of the Lake and then start to sink and panic because you're not in a Lake but in a shark pond.

When i evaluate my life, i can fully admit most of it has been spent blundering.

by Crispyshelbycake January 26, 2021

humorous and juvenile blunder

A funny mistake.

X: The other day I spilled coffee all over myself. What a humorous and juvenile blunder!

by Eli Psis November 23, 2021

Bozo Blunder

Also known as “The Classic Bozo Blunder,”the Bozo Blunder is a impactful mistake made by the opponent or yourself, usually during a Chess game, that in hindsight was a move that gives the other person a large advantage. Please not that any given mistake is THE Bozo Blunder and not A Bozo Blunder, since each successive Bozo Blunder trumps older ones, seeing as you had the chance to improve but failed, defining the new standard for Bozo’s and Blunders everywhere.

P1: Nxd7 (?!)
P2: Is that really your move?
P1: yeah
P2: Well, that was the CLASSIC Bozo Blunder!
P2: Qxd7 (!!)

by Hansjörg Brenton (IGM) January 9, 2024

a blunder of interns

A group of more than 2 interns is referred to (often by managers) as a blunder of interns, because of their enormous propensity for incomparable failure.

We were ahead of schedule and under budget until summer break started and a blunder of interns showed up.

by TwinInDisguise April 17, 2019

boxer blunder

What happens when a guy puts on his boxer shorts backwards. The error is compounded when he fails to notice the error until he unzips his pants to piss after waiting until the very last minute to go, usually resulting in an embarrassing "accident ".

Todd: Why are you holding your backpack over your crotch?
Bill: I pissed my pants, man!
Todd: WTF!
Bill: Boxer Blunder dude.

by OneStarGator September 20, 2017