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Buffering

The act of fattening prey up for the benefit of oneself.
Buffering Day occurs on 30th January annually, on this day it is common to celebrate by eating the cervical vertebrae of a Genus Sus- lathered in nut free peanut butter. Furthermore; decorating one’s house in avocados and additionally, smearing the letter “B” in avocado purée on one’s window panes.
Anyone who fails to participate in Buffering Day will inevitably be beheaded and immediately served to those who are unable to afford the head of a Genus Sus.
It is also customary for one to dress oneself up as any Mister Men of one’s desire, providing that one also wears clogs on one’s extremities.
Eg; “Within the ancient tale that possesses the name of “Hansel and Gretel”, one can witness the witch attempting to buffer the children.
Eg; “What would one crave for dinner tomorrow for the evening meal that one will be placing in ones mouth and chewing and swallowing tomorrow on the following day?”
“I long for the cervical vertebrae of a Genus Sus in order to celebrate Buffering Day, prithee, I will also require an avocado that I can smear on the window pane that lies within my dormitory.”
“Ok”
by bufferingqueen123 October 29, 2020
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Buffering

The temporary state of being you experience right after taking I.V. drugs specificaly meth.
He was still buffering from the shot and couldnt keep up with the conversation.
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Buffering

Term used when someone isn't able to finish their sentence and sounds crippled.
Are you buffering? "Nah.. nA... emm"
by Juicy Duicy February 1, 2021
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Television Buffering

When whatching a show on a TV with a DVR you pause and wait for it to gain a sizable lead in real time so you can fast forward through commercials.
Guy 1-There are soooooo many commercials on SNL!
Guy 2-You need to do some Television buffering man.
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Bluttering

Corey: Wow, Joey really seems like such a bluttering kind of person.
Joey: I am not!
by HarleyQuinntheawesome January 5, 2013
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Blundering

It's when you're sitting on the edge of a Lake and you look to your right and see a small Canoe and you can almost see that there is a hole in the bottom of it somewhere but you're not too worried because it's obviously not fully submerged so you clean out the dirt and get into it without paddles, somehow make it to the middle of the Lake and then start to sink and panic because you're not in a Lake but in a shark pond.
When i evaluate my life, i can fully admit most of it has been spent blundering.
by Crispyshelbycake January 26, 2021
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Blumbering

the act of spontaneously talking about multiple topics at once
Johnny: I still have so much left to tell!
Ronald: I appear to be free, yes, so do carry on your blumbering.
by ananicase February 4, 2023
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