person 1:have you heard from lil joe?
Person 2: No! i heard he got the BLUE WAFFLE!
or...
Yo, we drinking tonight lil joe?
no, i got the blue waffle
Person 2: No! i heard he got the BLUE WAFFLE!
or...
Yo, we drinking tonight lil joe?
no, i got the blue waffle
by stephybaby June 25, 2011
A battered or infected lady cake of blue or green colouring, often brought about by extreme rammage to the female taco with penis or similar device. Blue waffle infections area result of dirty skank whoreness of the smack head variety and are abundant in areas of extreme chav infections as well as areas high in whoredom.
Kurtis: "Hey Stevie I heard you had some blue waffles for a midnight snack."
Stevie: "Yup. Vannah,lizzi, and amanda."
Stevie: "Yup. Vannah,lizzi, and amanda."
by Blue Waffle Chef April 16, 2010
A fungus filled vagina that reaches this state after one sucks a horses dick upside down while watching TV
by fender500 March 16, 2010
by ZF. August 12, 2010
A vagina that has some gross disease and turns blue and purple and oozes gross booger stuff and looks disgusting!!!!!!!!!
Blue Waffle vagina
by oly high kid April 17, 2010
A vaginal infection that turns the pussy blue. Don't believe me just Google Blue Waffle and hit I'm feeling lucky.
"Dude search up Blue Waffle on Google and hit I'm feeling lucky"
"Hell no dude! Do you think I'm stupid or something"
"Hell no dude! Do you think I'm stupid or something"
by Petezahut9008 March 24, 2017
A disease that you will get if you EVER masturbate. Thats right if you are a guy and you EVER!!! masturbate than your penis will fall of and will be replace by a blue waffle, Google Blue waffle if you would like to know what it is
Omg i was so horny last night and i masturbated and this morning Instead of my usual morning wood i had a blue waffle!!!
My girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me so i masturbated and when i woke up i had a blue waffle, now i'm not sure how to have sex with it.
My girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me so i masturbated and when i woke up i had a blue waffle, now i'm not sure how to have sex with it.
by no muscles November 10, 2010