blow jobs

when a girl sux on the males penis until he blows his load

"oh rachel that was amazing, Sametime Nextweek" Quote from Me to her

by 12'' January 29, 2003

Blow Job

N. The act of selling or distributing coke over the telephone.

In the heart of the summer we need a snow plow
What you know bout that baby its yo time
Coke transactions on the phone we call it blow job
Too fast for the feds too cocky for the cops

-Money on my mind
(Lil Wayne: The Carter 2)

by DownSouthPosted December 28, 2005

blow job

when a woman blow the dick

Sarah gave me a blow job last night

by butterschoch jellybeans May 21, 2015

blow job

The ultimate expression of a womans love for a man - almost sure to result in undying love and fidelity in return.

"if she gives me a blow job ill fuckin' love her forever.

by monty python June 19, 2006

blow job

The act of a woman widley dialating her nostrels waiting for the pillows to fall out of her vagina. Before the nostrel closes up, it spouts wings and flys in circles then blows a load all over your left leg. It smells so gross, that you actualy start to sprout an erection. Then the flying nostrel shouts "TITTYBATES!" and jumps on top of your penis and swallows it in one bite!

bro i SCOREEDDD last night, ashley gives the BEST blow jobs, IM STILL ERECT!

by niggerfacetittybates October 30, 2009

blow job

an excellent lip exfoliant

((tip: when breaking from the mouth to use your hand, stroke quickly and make the palm of your hand rub the top/side of his dick when you pass it..like a curving motion..it makes him tingle all over))

"Last night I gave Chris a blow job and my lips are so soft!"

by 1234098756840293 January 23, 2009

blow job

When a woman sux a man dick..the BEST way:
Find some place COMFORTABLE- pillows, candles, etc
Start by stroking the mans dick...kiss it a few times, you get the drift
Once you start sucking, dont stop rubbing
make TONZ of noises
once an ejaculation happens, starting sucking it off, but not 2 quickly...take your time ;)

Doing the above blow job will DRIVE A MAN INSANE!

by iWantyourDICK October 23, 2008