Blossoming

blos·som·ing

When a man puts his compressed hand into a womans vagina, then spreads open his fingers like a blossoming flower, creating instant elation and super orgasms.

"That guy I picked up at bingo last night started blossoming my vayjayjay. He kept whispering "seed to a tree, seed to a tree'. It was so hawt."

by Sundog_ August 6, 2014

cherry blossom poisoning

The act of licking the boss's boots Cherry blossom is a well known brand of shoe polish

Hello Dear'You don't look too well.I've got my promotion though as well as Cherry blossom poisoningboss

by wywot January 31, 2009

Squash blossom

Excessive amount of foreskin

Many countries outside of the United States of America do not practice circumcision. Traveling abroad? Be careful or you'll choke on that squash blossom, guuuurrrrrllll.

by Tammy2Lips December 2, 2016

sphincter blossom

the picturesque look of the anus ring as it opens like a flower to expel shit/semen/gerbils etc.

you shoudda seen dat swollen sphincter blossom drip after I blew my load in her azz.

by ebony luvr July 11, 2003

orange blossom trail

A road in Orlando Fl, that is in the main stay of violent crime and drug abuse in this tourist trap city's "ghetto"

Let's go pick up a ho'at obt

by Nick Maglio May 22, 2005

Overland Squat Blossom

A traditional taking of a dump aka Squat Blossom. Except that one defecates outdoors and in public. To perform the Overland Squat Blossom, one drops their pants, places their back against a wall, tree or other structure and positions their legs and feet to appear be seated on a toilet. This pseudo seated position allows maximum push and the bowels are generally released with limited collateral shittage. The ensuing assplosion will vary depending upon the fecal viscosity. Wet shits are not recommended. While the goal is to lay the perfect clean pinch turd directly below on the ground, a wet shit or rooster tail will likely trail or tickle down along the wall down to the ground.

Leroy left work one afternoon. As he was heading to the parking area, he looked along the wall near the employee exit and noticed a large pile of wet feces. It was obvious that someone had performed and Overland Squat Blossom and left quite the mess on the sidewalk. But notably, Leroy was quite impressed by the fact that there was a line of turd running down the wall to the pile below. Clearly, the defecator had rooster tailed that turd and it was not a real clean pinch.

by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015

blossom poo

A MASSIVE POO EXPLISION

P1-Geez man don't go in there I just did a Blossom poo
P2-Yup I can smell it

by HwDangerouswomen August 24, 2017