by dmore March 17, 2009

The act of getting head while going poop with the lights off from Bloody Mary, after calling her 5 times, while she’s wearing a sombrero with queso dip in the middle and chips on the outside. Eating of said chips and Bloody Mary’s performance is mandatory. Tip is recommended $$$.
“Holy Fuck dude did you just get a Chili con queso Bloody Mary Blumpkin?”
“Yeah, She sucked the soul out of me and the chips were fire, I have a good”
“Yeah, She sucked the soul out of me and the chips were fire, I have a good”
by Cokeman12 September 7, 2022

Man, Sharon wouldn’t let me give her a spicy Bloody Mary even though it was the perfect time of the month.
by EmeraldCity March 21, 2021

by Wise Gent June 8, 2019

When a girl is on her period, she takes a tampon and saturates it with a classy Vodka, then proceeds to insert it into her vaginal cavity. Once in, garnish the butthole by inserting an asparagus spear, a pickle, or a celery stick and your choice of meat into the butthole.
My girlfriend was on her period, so I suggested trying the Bloody Mary and she was kinky enough to give it a go.
by The Rogue Medic May 8, 2023

The act of forcefully fucking your partner/spouse until they cry blood into a bucket placed under them. After this you pour the blood into their asshole and take a silly selfie by it, saying your partner is on their period. This will make the experience better if your partner is a male. After you post this selfie to your IG story you take a reusable straw and suck the blood out of your partner’s ass
by DaddyJan’sFatAss February 1, 2024

by Gary Panther March 9, 2019
