a emptyness in space wich its gravity will turn you into a giant noodle
ahhh!!! black hole
by Anonymous February 3, 2003
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Referring to an ass hole that seems to have its own massive gravitational pullthat it seems to swallow cocks and numerous other objects that enter its sphere of gravitational influence.
God will you look at that black hole, its gonna swallow that guy's cock and probably several others, tonight alone.
by Todd Higgins November 10, 2006
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The act when 5 to 7 obese black women have sex with 1 average to scrawny sized white man. As the 5-7 women are having an oragy with this man, he is "sucked into" the black hole.
Steve was sucked into La quisha, shanell, precious, laylela, and lula's black hole. Needless to say, he was never seen again.
by wanderbread432 February 8, 2011
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The space between the front seats in your car, and the E-Break/Shift Nob. The place where all things good in this world dissapear.
person1:"hey, looking for a place to stash that murder weapon."

person2:"yeah, ya know places are becoming harder to find these days...<_<...>_>...i mean...no, what murder weapon...*points* Look at the kitty!!!

person1:"0o0o0o0o kiiiitttyyyyy..."

person2:*stuffs it down the black hole in between the seats*

person1:"...wait...heeeeey"
by espionage July 19, 2007
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A womens vagina that is extremely hairy.
Mich has a black hole.
by Relaford August 24, 2003
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Referred to as a white, asian or hispanic woman's vagina, this female has had sexual relations with an astronomical amount of african-american men.
Tiffany has really become a black hole since she moved to Atlanta last month.
by localmailman July 28, 2014
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1.) According to most experts, a mysterious but existent point in the universe that bends space, time, and matter. It is a point of no return, with a mass and density so infinitely great, not even the speed of light, the fastest calculated speed in the universe, can escape its gravitational pull past its event horizon, seeing as the electromagnetic waves would be pulled apart. It is "born" from a collapsed star (with a mass much greater than our Sun, don't worry). Any matter that intersects the event horizon would literally be shredded and "spagettified", crushed and stretched into a singularity and, with our understanding, almost completely disappear, ceasing to exist. Eventually they grow unstable, shrink and fade away at the end of their lifespan.
2. ) According to tech experts, an unreachable section of cyberspace, particularly the Internet (yes, not all cyberspace is the Internet) causing jumps or drops in signals.
3. ) Another term for "oblivion"; the point of no return
4. ) A most addictive, irresistible distraction; a time-killer, taking the most valuable time you essentially need.
5. ) The internet in general.
1.) Black Holes can be found in the center of most galaxies, including our Milky Way spiral.
2.) They say a lot of out-of-service sights have been sucked into a cyber black hole.
3.) Well, I told you.
4., 5.)
I logged into my account at ten-thirty this morning.
The next thing I knew, it was two forty-five.
by The Quiz-Trivian-Naire November 14, 2014
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