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Bitcoin Maximalist

Someone who has studied monetary history and come to the conclusion that Bitcoin is the only sound money.

Bitcoin Maximalists value decentralization, openness, and permission-less money and have reached the conclusion that Bitcoin is the only option.

They see shitcoins (any other cryptocurrency) as pump and dump schemes designed to take your Bitcoin.
"Which one's the best crypto-asset? Well Bitcoin's the best crypto-asset, okay. What's the second best? There is no second best laugh. There is no second best crypto-asset. There's a crypto asset it's called Bitcoin, right, right? There is no second best."

- Michael "Gigachad Bitcoin Maximalist" Saylor
by bitcoinmaxi August 16, 2021
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Bitcoin Derangement Syndrome (BDS)

Bitcoin Derangement Syndrome is a recently identified ailment characterised by an unrelenting urge to think and talk about Bitcoin in a negative light. The syndrome appears to be the result of a gradual build up of saltiness over several years of regret of not buying Bitcoin. Therefore, if left untreated, it has the potential to consume one's life and damage their reputation beyond repair.
It has become apparent that most Bitcoin critics are indeed sufferers of Bitcoin Derangement Syndrome (BDS).
by Jamo2221 January 18, 2021
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bitcoin cash

A fork of Bitcoin with a larger block size, resulting in a higher transaction throughput. Market is rapidly switching to Bitcoin Cash because of the almost free transaction fee and fast confirmation times. When Bitcoin Cash is the main chain with the highest mining support, it will simply be called Bitcoin.
It can be abbreviated both BCC or BCH.
I've been waiting HOURS for my bitcoin transaction to be confirmed! Fuck, I knew I should have not dumped my bitcoin cash!
-Legacy BTC supporter
by cRYPTOMASTER7645 August 21, 2017
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Bitcoin Pimp

A cool guy that treats women with respect and is heavily invested in Bitcoin.
That guy acts like a Bitcoin Pimp. He’s such a gigachad
by BeyondYe420 November 22, 2021
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Bitcoin

You did something really well then failed so much worse and made everyone disappointed in you
“You failed the test, Your such a bitcoin”-person 1
Just because I’m smart doesn’t mean I have to pass every test”-person 2
by Tottaly normal December 9, 2022
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bitcoin party

When you host or attend a party where people will dare you to do insane things to earn bitcoin in exchange for heinous acts
Ew did u hear she went to that bitcoin party and some guy peed in kiddie pool and had her lay in it
by fatcatboots July 12, 2024
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bitcoin

Bitcoin is to bitch; what heck is to hell. Used to avoid swearing.
by jammiereviews April 23, 2023
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