bitchtrap

1. Orifice found in the lower part of the face of certain mammals. The bitchtrap is found as frequently - if not more frequently - in males as in females. From this hole comes a distinctly shrill stream of mewling, plaintive noise - 'bitchery'. It is almost always open when it should be shut, and it often requires outside assistance to this end.

2. The possessor of a such a whine-hole.

Bob: "I hate my job. God I hate my job. My job sucks. We need new ice cube trays. I'm having a Random Organ Pain."

Phil: "Bob, please shut your bitchtrap right now lest I shut it for you."

by Capa Boobarang July 20, 2008

bitchrat

Someone who is a real pain in the ass to be around the majority of the time you chill with them, but is good for a laugh here and there. Also, they aren't very attractive. Resemble a rat in some way and would be one of the first people to rat you out in fear of getting caught themselves.

Noname: "I really wish he wasn't such a bitchrat every time we hang out!"

Nunya: "True...there's no way to avoid him."

by Tearysky77 November 13, 2007

Bitchcabob

Bitchcabob: noun \`bich-kuh-bob\
Definition of BITCHCABOB:
1. A malicious, spiteful or overbearing person with a metaphoric stick shoved up their ass.
a. When stick is removed they are still just a BITCH.

Examples of BITCHCABOB:
...• “Wow, that dude who cut me off is such a BITCHCABOB!”
• Person 1: “My teacher assigned me three essays all due tomorrow.”
Person 2: “What a BITCHCABOB...”See More

by AmaLin October 14, 2011

bitchraj

A bitch who gets loud and cries after and is a nonce who thinks he’s right all the time

Oh my god stop being a bitchraj

by Yourabot123 October 11, 2020

bitchcake

When a small, submissive guy is in a relationship with a large agressively masculine girl, the guy is the girl's bitchcake.

"Yo, Jay is totally Kaylie's bitchcake"

by Mister Baker January 28, 2009

bitchcraft

The subtle mix of witchcraft and sexual freedom.

—I am so enthralled by her, it must be her bitchcraft working its magic on me.

by namouton June 23, 2011

bitchcraft

A(n assumed) form of sorcery cast by those well-versed in smack, often upon those trying to decipher what their gibberish is meant to communicate. Sometimes, however, a bitch may simply talk smack in order to cast a spell out of spite, even against their own kind.

Person A: Ima use bitchcraft on you, then yo ass be huge!
Person B: Bite my skinny ass!
Person A: Abraca-shizzle!
*creak*
Person B: Damn!

by SplodgeOMatic October 30, 2007