Big Bird Looking Mother Fucker

A twiggy alien man with translucent skin pulled over an elongated frame.

"GOD DAMN! That is one big ass big bird looking mother fucker! Look at dem motha fuckin' twiggy alien arms man!"

by LArryOG August 27, 2011

a bird will never be a fish

A truth that many should recognize. You can't make someone into something they are not. If you like banker types don't marry a construction worker. If you like the bad girl look don't marry the girl next door.

Ryan is in love with Meg but a bird will never be a fish.

by Roxannaroxanna June 28, 2018

Side Bird

Sexual position for less capable men. Much like the side dog but a less aggressive version. Preferred by decades long married couples. A position a Reverend might use.

Side bird took pressure off Rev’s back making it easier for him to perform.

by Poolside June 23, 2020

Aku Bird

An individual who lives a broke lifestyle by means of living off others income, hospitality, and aloha while simultaneously not having any purpose or value.

Daryl likes to eat poke & drink beer with the boys as long as he's not buying the beer. He also takes trips at the expense of other's. Daryl would be consider a aku bird.

by BIGISLANDVIRAL August 1, 2020

Bird-Man [the game]

A game that involves making a face resembling that of a bird (or "Batman-ish").

Rules:

1) Whoever looks you in the eye(s) while making the 'Bird-Man' face must IMMEDIATELY lay down, regardless of their current situation and/or surroundings.

2) The only way to DEFEND against the 'Bird-Man' is to (if you suspect someone attempting to nail you out of your peripherals) hold up HALF the 'Bird-Man' face with only ONE hand on your face, deeming you immune, and are allowed to look them in the eyes without having to lay down.

3) If the person that looks at the 'Bird-Man' giver is already laying down, for whatever reason, must stand up and then they are allowed to lay back down.

4) Reflections/photographs (mirrors, windows, internet pictures, etc.) are allowed in all circumstances... Lay down!

5) If two people look at each other with the 'Bird-Man' neither have to lay down.


The "Bird-Man" face is explained as follows...

With each hand touch your pointer fingers with your thumbs, (creating two "OKAY" signs). Hold those upside-down on your face, with the O's over your eyes (like goggles)... Note: The defense would be only one hand over one eye.

"Gotcha wif da bird-man! ...yea, take a nap bitch!"

"ahh, dammit"

...Bird-Man the game strikes again

by Schistose February 4, 2009

ikea bird

the best fucking parrot out there. also known as klaus

ikea bird and sven secretly fucked in the boat while pewds was building jöergen 2 memorial

seriously, did no one notice?

by gabe itch69 July 28, 2019

the bird is the word

peter griffin's favorite song

peter griffin: have you heard about the bird? A-well-a, everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
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A-well-a, don't you know about the bird
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word
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by king bruh ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ December 22, 2020