Bikesexual

Someone who replaces a human being with a bike. A 'bikesexual' could live without any human-human sexual contact as long as they were able to ride their bike. Being denied their bike could result in several withdrawal symptoms. A 'bikesexual' could become frustrated, upset and introverted. A feeling of loneliness could also be experienced.

Bikesexual: My girlfriend's not back till late so finally we can be alone together... get ready for the ride of your life ;)
Bike: (silence)
Bikesexual: I love you too babe.

by Mina&Josh October 28, 2009

se bikes

best bikes out in town and if you don’t got one you’re broke and poor and you’re not living right

you heard those kids with the se bikes?! they’re so popular.

se bikes- the best brand of bikes only cool kids have. the best bikes in the world

by hot boy69 October 19, 2019

misquito bites

Having very small breasts

How disappointing, she only has misquito bites

by lameness1234 March 2, 2008

B(.) (.)BiES!!!!!!

greatest things in the world-----female breast

i like em big
( . ) ( . )

by Rubberband man ---Nick Ly April 24, 2004

Another one bites the dust

This phrase originated from western movies/television shows. When someone got shot and fell on their Face into the dirt, they quite literally “bite the dust!!”

“He shot every single man and then the leader... !”
“Yeah, another one bites the dust!!”

by PeterPanMom February 20, 2020

Another One Bites My Nuts

Ooh, let's go!

Steve walks gayily down the street,
With his pants pulled way down low.
Ain't no sound but the beating of meat,
The cummies ready to go.

Are you ready, hey are you ready for this?
Are you fucking the woman with your meat?
Out the dickhead the cummies drip,
To the beating of meat

Another one bites my nuts
Another one bites my nuts
And another one bit, and another one bit
Another one bites my nuts
Hey, I'm gonna bite you, too!
Another one bites my nuts

How do you think I'm gonna lose my voice,
Without you when you're gone?
You took me for all the cummies I had,
And left me dry to my balls.

Are you fapping, is your nutsack dry?
How long can you beat your meat?
Out the dickhead the cummies drip,
To the beating of meat.

Another one bites my nuts
Another one bites my nuts
And another one bit, and another one bit
Another one bites my nuts
Hey, I'm gonna bite you, too!
Another one bites my nuts

Hey!
Oohh, stroke it!
Bite my nuts!
Bite my nuts, hey!
Hey
Another one bites my nuts
Another one bites my nuts, ow!
Another one bites my nuts, hey hey
Another one bites my nuts, eehhh ayyy

Ohh, shootout!
There are plenty of ways that you can stroke a man,
And bring him to the ground
You can beat it, you can eat it,
You can treat him bad, and edge him when he's down.
But I'm ready, yes, I'm ready for you
I'm using both hands on my meat,
Out the dickhead the cummies drip,

(add me on discord for the rest + more parodies @Nivid#0004)

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Featuring:
Killer Peen
Brohemian Chrapsody
You're My Boyfriend
Somebody To Fuck
Tie Your Brother Down
We Fuck The Champions
We Will Fuck You
Spread Your Cheeks
CumOnMy Face
Fat Bottomed Boys
Don't Fuck Me Now
Boy Of My Life
(My) Crazy Little Thing Called Love
Fuck Me
Play The Wang
Smash
Secret Semen Pies
Obedience Lover Boy
Now I'm Cumming
Another One Bites My Nuts

by NickrophiIia February 27, 2019

Spider Bites

Two piercings on lower lip (can also be two on both sides of lip = 4 piercings) mainly only 2 done

Vanessa only has one set of Spider Bites, but they still look good.

by SPiDER_BiTTEN January 23, 2009