The existential dread followed directly after being immersed into Balkan culture and returning back to your native country.
"The utter lack of Burek, Rakija and 2nd hand smoke are the main catalyst for a period of Post-Balkan Depression, also known as PBD"
by 1st hand smoker March 10, 2017
Get the Post-Balkan Depression mug.Foremost known as "The God Of Sex" An individual renowned world wide for his expertise with sex and highly sexual acts. One such as Bilal has been known to have sex with more than 30 girls at one time, even stimulating a maximum of 8 at once. Bilal’s usually have enormous genitalia and can produce litres of semen in one ejaculation. Characteristics of Bilal are cool, popular, attractive, instaclimatic (when girls see Bilal’s they reach their sexual climax instantaneously) strong, athletic, charming, generally amazing at every aspect of life. Once an individual has had intercourse with a Bilal they are suggested to stay bedridden for a minimum of 3 weeks because of the mass vaginal damage.
by B-S77 October 15, 2017
Get the Bilal mug.An "insult" to be used strictly for mindfuckery against mildly intelligent individuals who will pause to figure out what the Fuck you just called them
Sally: get off the pong table it's my turn
Mel: ugh you're such a bilateral Bitch
-Mel proceeds to play another game of beer pong while Sally tries to figure out what she was just called
Mel: ugh you're such a bilateral Bitch
-Mel proceeds to play another game of beer pong while Sally tries to figure out what she was just called
by TMFW February 5, 2015
Get the Bilateral Bitch mug.A fun-loving, sweet and caring guy who deserves better in life. "Will break your bed but not your heart" kind of person. If you loving this guy, then get ready to receive truckloads of care and affection in return. Guy with the most beautiful brown eyes and the sexiest back on earth. Not only is he having a gorgeous personality, but also holds the capability to make someone fall in love with them at first sight. If you ever find someone with this name, be blessed because they are your constant ones.
by Choke me bite me November 23, 2021
Get the Balkar mug.When something inexplicable has gone wrong in the Network Operations Centre, that is more irritating than serious, and someone is trying to cover it up. Then an event log is reviewed.... and the person reviewing the event log is the person that has done something more irritating than serious. Setting themselves up to fail.
So George.......... it was you that caused that irritating error? You saw this in the event log? So you Self-Bilal'd...?
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