bikeroiding

The act of riding a bike while on steroids.

Lance Armstrong won 7 Tour de France in a row, but it was later discovered that he had been bikeroiding.

by DanielUW August 24, 2012

Baltimore Bidet

The act of a male using his urine in an upwards stream to clean the undercarriage of another person who is squatting over them.

After a long hot day of walking around the Inner Harbor, Ross discovered his ass crack had become excessively lathered in smelly bum butter. Upon hearing of the situation, ever helpful Jim volunteered to accompany Ross back to the hotel and give him a Baltimore Bidet.
"Ross, I've got a belly full of 'Natty Boh' and have enough pent-up piss to easily flush all the jizz infused dung-discharge from your ass crack!"

by Blumpster August 20, 2013

Barista Bike

A Mobile Coffee Shop by Bicycle. Can Be 2, 3 ,4 wheeled but self propelled and serving coffee drinks. Preferably full espresso machine, usually run off of propane, that can do espresso drinks.

Next to the food truck there was a barista bike serving up hot coffee drinks at the fair today.

by CoffeeALLDAY May 16, 2016

Beach Biker

Well endowed male that wears a speedo in public.

Gonna be a Beach Biker in these new "euros", I just can't wait to show off my hog!

by RimmyJobs December 9, 2020

The Village Bike

A person, usually a woman, whom everyone has had sex/intercourse with.

Tracy's the village bike, everyone has had a ride on her.

She's like the village bike; she really gets aroumd!

by Izzy Pascale December 4, 2018

Stolen bike

noun. A bike that someone with no job and no money has taken from someone else, claiming it for themselves. Usually found being ridden by a hobo, or in the garage of a a marijuana grow-op in a shitty one horse town.

The Fuzz found my motherfucking stolen bike in the garage of some stupid nigger's grow op in Pemberton BC

by sdkhgas April 19, 2006

mini bike

a small motorized bicycle that is very fun to ride no matter how old you are.

not the same as pocket bikes.

being related to the go-kart, it usually has a horizontal shaft lawnmower, tiller, snowblower engine made by briggs and stratton or tecumseh and is driven by a centrifugal clutch or comet torque converter.

way more fun than any full sized motor cycles or atv's.

not meant for little kids.

not meant for taking off any sweet jumps.

mini bikes are the one thing next to marijuana that should be legalized for use on bike trails.

they go great with marijuana too btw.

by A WHITE GUY September 25, 2013