Jean bertrand

Show a person who is shy and will have sex late in life, a young man with no ambition and a girl in his life that will take care of him after because jean bertrand has no money and no goals in life, a jean bertrand is someone very talkative

One day I will become like jean bertrand

by Covid 19 positive November 22, 2021

de/bertrand

a cranky old man with a hat, coat, walking stick and a long twirly moustache. hobbies include self-victimisation and self-projection

"you've been arguing with me all day, you're such a de/bertrand!"

by lunablu February 9, 2026

The Dirty Bertrand

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, when one lets their unwashed bellybutton begin to stink then picks said bellybutton and wipes it on the upper lip of an unsespecting victim.

I gave a girl the Dirty Bertrand last night, she threw up in her shoes.

by bbbeaver October 13, 2012

Big Boy Burtram

Big Boy Burtram is a Big Boy and is not afraid to try new challenges.

Boy 1: Nothing stops Big Boy Burtram!

Girl 1: Really?

Big Boy Burtram: Haha.. Yes.. It’s ME!

by toby x shrek August 12, 2021