Being a Tony

There are many ways to be a Tony. You must achieve several of the ways to actually attain TP "Tony" status. These ways are listed below: be emotionally unavailable, reject any love and/or affection, don't respond to text messages with more than 2 words, say you cannot commit to any plans, seduce women and then cut them off when they fall for you, hate animals, get girls to fold your laundry, listen to 80s hair bands, hate talking about feces and/or farts, and not get close to anyone

Girl: Hey Tony, wanna see a movie this weekend? Tony:Lady, I can't commit that far in advance. Girl: (awkwardly grabs Tony's hand) Tony: What the fuck are you doing?????? Girl: oh okay, you're just being a Tony

by Hanson Kelly April 29, 2013

Being A John

A john is someone who pretends to consume copious amounts of alcohol, and marijuana when in actuality not that much has been consumed. A john is known to overreact and fake being drunk and high as much as possible

After taking a sip of a natty lite

A guy Being A John: IM SO FUCKING DRUNK

Normal Person: Shut up

by Lats341 August 16, 2011

Being a Sam

A Sam is a manipulative bitch that lies and treats you like shit that makes your life miserable.

She's being a Sam right now.
Well that's a Sam for you.

She's being a Sam.

by TheManors January 31, 2019

Being a normie

Being a normie is someone who is not up to date on the hottest memes and or uses references to old memes that they think are funny even tho it’s a dead meme usually people with the name Kyle,Amy (aimee), Tiana, and more are normies

Aimee is a normie because she thinks Ugandan knuckles is still funny, she is being a normie

by Marissa Morton January 12, 2019

Being a Clarkson

This is when a particular person with short stature has a chip on their shoulder and wants attention to compensate for their lack of competence, but naturally thinks they are better then everyone else. Generally just a pain in the ass for the general public to deal with.

He was being a clarkson the other day...

by renovatio-1 May 2, 2011

Being a Bella

Being paticualry clumsy or saying 'ahh' and 'umm' more then is necessary. Originates from the clumsey stuttering mess that is Bella Swan in the Twilight Saga.

Person 1: "Did you see Serena today? She fall down the stairs!"

Person 2: "I know, she was being such a Bella"

Or

Person 1: "I just- ummm- I- *gasp*- I need- ahhhh"

Person 2: "Stop being a Bella and just spit it out"

by darceygemie May 4, 2013

Being a Walzzy

Not seeing a clear lesion mine

Stop fucking being a Walzzy

by inewiwasntracist123456789 April 20, 2020