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Beej

Omg! Look at that dad! He’s such a beej.
by Hskab November 12, 2020
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beej

The Mikmaq translation of Penis.
They almost saw my beej!
by the-clit-commander March 24, 2022
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Beej Fubbis

A phrase used for especially hilarious jokes. It has higher levels of adjectivity/adverbtivity, such as "Beejer Fubbisis" and "Beejest Fubbisisis." Additionally, the funniest of funnis should be described in all caps.

This is a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, pronoun, prefix, suffix, literary device, and a good way to introduce any chronic spelling disorders.
"SO! YOU KHON HOWS THƏ MLON OSS FLET? BEEJ FUBBIS!! Ok done."
by Bruh_Box_Inc. December 25, 2021
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Beej

“Sweet beej” “Fat beej” or just “Beej” depending on the state of your penis, is a shortened word to describe a blowjob.
Way-eye man, takin’ ol Sherrie up the gaff so I did, after she finished her cherrie brandy she does gave me the phat beej, so she did- so she did.
by Old Rat May 1, 2021
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Handy Beej Three

A threesome involving only handjobs and blowjobs. Handy-Handjob, Beej (coming from the pronunciation of BJ as a word rather than two separate letters)- Blowjob
I just had a Handy Beej Three with these two girl. They both gave me head but we didn't have sex.
by WoodiWoodpecker December 15, 2012
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Brown baby beej

When someone has a perfect cylindrical shit that they call “ a brown baby” and the lassie eats your ass and sucks it like a dick.... brown baby beej
“Mary, I have a serious shit coming, fancy giving me a brown baby beej?”
by Scott&LiamVsEvil February 10, 2020
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croco-hypo-beej

Some one of such monsterous proportions that you would never except a blow jop from them EVER!
I also made a fatal error last night but even through my beer goggles I new she was a croco-hypo-beej
by BistoYeti October 18, 2010
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