Beej Queen

Typically an extremely trashy blond female who's only purpose is to give head. Many can be ordered from third world countries or Johnson County. Multiple males often share one beej queen. Beej queens are inter-changable and can often be traded between their male counterparts.

I'm hurtin' for a squirtin'... You have to get yourself a beej queen dude.

by tsextown August 5, 2010

beej

Beej (noun): A notorious group of lively and energetic young adults known for their adventurous spirit, mischievous antics, and readiness to have fun at any given moment. Characterized by their loud laughter, carefree attitude, and ability to bring excitement wherever they go, a "beej" thrives on camaraderie, spontaneity, and living life to the fullest. Often remembered for leaving behind stories of unforgettable escapades.

"The party didn’t really start until the beej showed up!"

by Tim Pritchard January 15, 2025

cool beej

a better word than cool beans and to act more nonchalantly but the swift way ifykyk!

"that movie was so cool beej! I was shitting my pants at it !"

by marcelinezz February 12, 2025

Handy Beej Three

A threesome involving only handjobs and blowjobs. Handy-Handjob, Beej (coming from the pronunciation of BJ as a word rather than two separate letters)- Blowjob

I just had a Handy Beej Three with these two girl. They both gave me head but we didn't have sex.

by WoodiWoodpecker December 15, 2012

Brown baby beej

When someone has a perfect cylindrical shit that they call “ a brown baby” and the lassie eats your ass and sucks it like a dick.... brown baby beej

“Mary, I have a serious shit coming, fancy giving me a brown baby beej?”

by Scott&LiamVsEvil February 10, 2020

beej

A word used for a bag of kush

Lets meet in town to get a beej

by samkushh February 4, 2019

Beej

The character Beetlejuice that is from the broadway musical. This Particular Beej is a sweet little demon boi who just wants a friend but everyone keeps leaving him, His mother Juno chose the booze, and Lydia his underage bride killed him right after bringing him alive. He is Played by the wonderful Alex Brightman who most members of the fandom would do anything to meet him and give Beej a hug.

Lydia: Hey Beej!
Beej: Lydia?
Lydia: What's wrong sugar lumps? Thought I wouldn't come back?
Beej: Well you literally jumped into hell to get away from me.

by _look_at_this_crib_ October 29, 2019