Bear

A person who occupies one fourth of a bed and hibernates throughout the day ie Archith Bhasker

Christ hall sucks so go sleep like the bear.

by dragonabu February 8, 2019

Bear

Large brown, carnivourus, dangerous creature bearing sharp claws

Person A: "I saw a bear in the forest yesterday"
Person B: "I'm happy you survived otherwise i would have to beary you."
Person A: "You can't say that, that joke is barbearous!"
Person B: "No i'm kidding that would be unbearable."
Person A: "Im sorry i overreacted after the encounter i could almost bearly keep my bearings."

by BearlyTrustable February 4, 2022

Bear

You don’t know what a fucking bear is? It’s a fucking animal dipshit

Wow look at that bear how utterly unremarkable that is, because it’s just a bear and I know what that is cuz I’m not a dipshit

by Paichni June 1, 2021

Bear

A bear is a big big big big animal which exists on Earth.

There are black, white, (usually polar bears) and brown.

I have a pet. It is a bear.
"What?! Bear?!"

by anonymous May 2, 2021

Bear

A very furry animal that will murder you if you get too close.

Also a very hairy gay man.

Little Stevey talked to the bear. I have the hole dug for the funeral.
He is a hot bear

by Mysteryhi November 18, 2018

Bear

1. A large hairy mammal belonging to the family Ursidae, commonly known as a "bear".

2. A large hairy mammal belonging to the family Hominidae, also known as the "hairy gay man".

I saw a bear today. The homosexual kind, not the animal.

by BatteryMaster July 8, 2018

bear

A large friendly mid-western guy who does not like to wear clothes, has an unusually large amount of body hair and is attracted to men with Norwegian names.

Friend 1: "Hey that Matt dude is such a bear!"

Friend 2: "Who? That guy that likes Trygve?"

by Luther E. December 2, 2007