Bethesda'd

The act of going through cardiac arrest and dying, much like how Bethesda games run

bethesda'd

by What the fuck did you just fuc October 6, 2020

Bethesda Chevy-Chase High School

Rules:
1: They are all white regardless of their skin color.
2:It's all generational wealth. Don't be suprised seeing 15 year old kids already having cars for when they have their permit.
3: Don't date anyone from here, or churchill, or wj, or potomac. You WILL regret it.
4: The white girls fight for racial justice or some shit while the minority kids dont care.
5: They all vape/smoke.
6:They are all at least 30% gay
7:They're all npcs. For an example of an npc, enter the nearby starbucks (there are multiple... of course there are multiple. Everyone here is white. Refer to rule 1.)
BCC starter pack
1: Butterfly knife
2:Starbucks coffee cup
3: Iced tea
4: starbucks carryout bag
5: Tight leggings
6: Baggy jacket
7: Golden retriever
8: California

9: "like" in every sentence
10: ripped jeans
11: Parent's car
12:vape
13:weed
14: short shorts
15: pride flag
16: Lost virginity at 14
17: Low quality boys and girls (refer to rule 3)
18: Gay lacrosse kids

And remember that they will pick the most useless degrees to ever exist to "follow their passion" and then end up as a starbucks barista.
The parents paid off the student debt.

Some white girl at Bethesda Chevy-Chase High School threw a party at their parent's mansion and got railed. Now she's a mother at the age of 15 and the father moved out of state!

by Bawl Plart May 14, 2023

Bethesda code

A term used to describe a program, game, or piece of code that has little to no optimization and was poorly written in ways that break the application associated with it.

"Do you know how to fix this program?"
"Dude, this is literally Bethesda code, I can't fix this."

by mp1player July 18, 2023

Bethesda

Bethesda is actually the french word for "Dog Shit"

Hng Hng Hng Jean Luc . You stepped in Bethesda and tracked it all over the floor.

by Good_Kitty December 27, 2023

Bethesda Mom

Young, white moms who live near and in Bethesda, Maryland. They are often seen getting Panera, froyo, wearing Lululemon, taking their kids to soccer practice, and in their Peloton and Pilates classes. On Thanksgiving, they make their kids wake up at an ungodly hour to run a Turkey Trot. They most likely have color treated hair, usually bleach blonde, and get keratin treatments multiple times a year. Their houses are probably painted white, and have strictly neutral tones as wall colors. If they have any pets, they’ll have a white crusty dog named Lola or Coco. Some can be sweet, but will probably gossip in their “Moms of Bethesda” Facebook group about you.

Me: Bro I was working at Panera the other day and the most stereotypical Bethesda Mom came in

Bro: Yo really? Did she order unsweetened iced tea and everything?

Me: Yea, and then I saw her posting it on Facebook with #blessed next to it 💀
Bro: That was definitely a Bethesda Mom

by dmv_kid88 November 24, 2023

Bethesda "Angel-Time" Studios: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Bethesda "Angel-Time" Studios: The First Juvenile Release

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 28, 2025

Bethesda Syndrome

A pattern of amnesiac, delusions of grandure & even signs of borderline insanity related specifically to media, mainly BGS, in a perpetual state of self reassurance in their products to be of above average quality & justifying their reliance on free public labour. Ie, modders, to finish their incomplete games claiming it instead as "community building" (this lies in contrast to a plethora of game releases throughout the industry releasing finished game titles that go onto gather a substantial modding community) and largely relies mainly on the nostalgiaic experiences over merit & quality.

All of which are contrary to both their ever increasing subpar quality of the studio but also their chronic declinining quality & delay of releases.

Example:
"...skyrim is undoubtedly one of the best games to have ever been made imo. it has such a large map to explore, interesting dialogue with SO many npcs, and i believe there are 18 different skills that you can master..."

While not abjectly terrible or bad, Skyrim is one of the most, buggy, janky, barebones rpgs & a downgrade from its graphically inferior but otherwise more indepth & quality releases, Oblivion, and since then has increasingly released worse titles & products that have always been outclassed & outmatched by other game studios in almost every way.
(Examples of such games: Deus Ex, Balders Gate II, Fallout 1 & 2, The Witcher 3, NieR - Automata, Kingdom Come, Deliverance, etc)

"Bethesda is gonna remaster Fallout? Dont people remember Fallout 4 Next Gen? This is a serious case of Bethesda Syndrome"

by The Super Tendant February 8, 2026