1000000000th base

Something that should never, ever, ever, ever, ever be done.

The other definition for 1000000000th base is very disturbing.
I think he was watching to many Hannibal Lecter movies.

by JBurton31 May 3, 2010

shin bashed in the dick bag

The brutal art of absolutely destroying a man's no-no zone with your shin at such speed and with such a tremendous force, you effectively castrate him.

Person one: Yo man, did you hear that Ethan just got shin bashed in the dick bag by Big Bully Bobby
Person Two: Holy fuck is he ok?
Ethan: *Limps over* AW SHIT MAN MAH BALLS! *Collapses dead on the ground*.

by MATE I HUD A ACCIDENT BOI HELP November 20, 2019

bachelor hibernation

The time period between the three, big, love holidays, Christmas, New Years Eve, and Valentines day. This is a time when men, become relationship free. Similar to a bear hibernating. Thus avoiding, gifts, dinners, and long term relationship ect.
This can be an even bigger bonus and a TOTAL bachelor hibernation if her birthday occurs, during the hibernation period

Tommy Broke up with his girlfriend on thanksgiving, then... got back together... on February 15th. That's when he came out of his bachelor hibernation

by White Choc March 3, 2011

Based Stickman

Otherwise known as the "Alt-Knight". He is the protector of all people and things right winged. He came to a pro-Trump rally dressed in a hoodie, knee pads, a fume mask, goggles, and a baseball helmet bearing a big stick and a shield with an American flag. At the Third Battle of Berkeley March 6th, 2017 he broke his stick over the head of an antifa commie. This patriot will go down in history for his battle prowess, and the protector of the peaceful pro-Trump supporters.

"Did you see that guy with a shield over there?" "Yeah, that's Based Stickman, the Alt-Knight."

by Yodaman1219 March 6, 2017

baehead

Baehead is your little baby. Can be a male or female.

Synonyms - Bae, babe, baby

Girl - "What you got my named saved under in your phone daddy?"

Boy - "Baehead baby."
Girl - "Aww, I love you zaddy."

by Dont.fuckin.worry. December 19, 2017

Bachelor Breakfast

Eating breakfast (or any other meal really) while standing at your kitchen counter instead of sitting at your kitchen table.

My dad drives my mom crazy eating his bachelor breakfast of burnt toast.

by Chris_K. May 8, 2008

bachelorism

A prudent, sensible, and wise life-enabling decision to remain single, remain a first class citizen, enjoy relatively high degrees of personal freedom, prosperity, and self-determination, and avoid a very expensive, dangerous, hostile, abusive, deeply exploitive, oppressive, and life-crushing enslaving marriage and the unjustly deeply anti-male legal system in the likely, arbitrary, possibly unpredictable, and life-crippling divorce.

Bachelorism means retaining your full civil rights and first class citizenship, personal dignity and self-respect. Bachelorism means never being in fear or experiencing the actual or the constant threat of emotional and physical abuse and arbitary and unjust arrest, homelessness, imprisonment, ruin, and indentured servitude at your wife's sole discretion (regardless of your kind character or behavior) without legal protection, recourse, or respect; it also means complete self-determination, freedom to enjoy your life as you wish on your own terms, and generally greater opportunity and personal prosperity in life. Bachelorism is the clear freedom from the exploitation and sacrificing of a used, disposable man's life for the unilateral entertainment and profit an ever-expectant, hateful, greedy, self-indulgent, entitlement- and luxury-obsessed and sneeringly and derisively nonrecripricatory, ulterior, incipidly disrespecting vicious wife. To men, marrying women in the current social, cultural, and legal environment is unhealthy, oppressive, and physically, psychologically, and legally dangerous. Bachelorism is relatively freedom-ensuring, sane, safe, and financially, legally, and personally healthy. Bachelorism is to respect yourself and retain your human rights.

by esmith512 January 27, 2008