complete bagpipes

Adjective to describe a situation evoking an emotional state akin to that which is evoked by the fifth consecutive hour of bagpipe playing

That product release was complete bagpipes

by bagpipeplayer June 16, 2018

Glasgow Bagpiper

Sexual act in which a man receives a very involved blow job mimicking the act of playing the bagpipes. The giver uses one hand to massage the balls and the other to stimulate the prostate. It is said to be a favorite Scotsmen young and old.

Angus was in a foul mood when he went down to the pub, but after a couple of pints and a Glasgow Bagpiper he felt like a new man.

by drunkenirishslang July 11, 2011

braveheart bagpipe

similar to the rusty trombone, when a person is tossing the salad and simultaniously fingering the pussy of the female partner

The other night I meet a girl and later she made me play the braveheart bagpipe

by andy squared October 16, 2003

meat bagpipe

(1) Probably by far the most worthy and giggle-rich definition of the male reproductive member. The definition can, however, also be used to refer to the entire collective male genitalia.

(2) The penis and associated "sack".

Jill was unskilled at first, however, after a few expert lessons she was now fingering my meat bagpipe with expert dexterity.

Christy, skeptical at first, did not believe the rumors of me girth until she lifted me kilt and was forced to "benchpress" me meat bagpipe. Och... Aye!

by Stud McManly November 17, 2007

scottish bagpipe

When a woman proceeds to sit on your face, and then queefs in your mouth, thus sucking air from her pussy. your cheeks blow up like you are inhaling on a scottish bagpipe, and then you blow out your own tune.

I was eatin' my chick out when she scottish bagpiped the shit outta me. i puked immiediatley.

by realnice6969696 December 20, 2008

crusty bagpipe

When a chick with a tracheostomy is blowing you and she inhales right when you come and the spooge comes out her throat hole and dribbles on your nuts. It's a crusty bagpipe with tartar sauce if there's boogers in it.

That bitch gave me a crusty bagpipe and she didn't even lick my balls off after.

by analangus December 5, 2017

bagpipe lung

1. A condition after sucking too much dick.

2. When she sucks so hard you start moaning like you are playing bag pipes.

Mary’s out of breath! Ya, she sucked so much dick at the party, that she has bagpipe lung!

by Sambiase September 30, 2022