Man Baggage

The bunching of material around the genital area, (in men OR women) usually when wearing especially tight trousers or a safety harness. Could be described as the male version of a camel toe in men that happen to be favourably equipped.

Rob: "Dude! That harness is giving you MAJOR man baggage!"
Matt: "Yeah, (he begins to abseil) well they don't call me 'Nessie' for nothing!"

by Lanky-jack July 26, 2009

Baggable

A woman that has a sexy body but a horrid face. Someone that would look better with a bag over her face.

Man 1: Look how sexy Jenny is.
Man 2: That's because you haven't seen her face, she's baggable.
Man 1: Hand me the paper bag dude, I'm going in...

by Crack-Attack November 23, 2009

tea baggage

Carrying around the burden of being white, privileged, and wealthy while assuming that somehow means your oppressed.

Glen Beck has more tea baggage than Louis Vuitton.

by freerangegeek September 15, 2010

Baggage handler

Someone who plays with there testicles all day, like a baggage handler would handle bags all day.

A:fuk look at that bloke hes bin playin with his nuts all day
B: Yeh hes a fukin baggage handler

by raymond alborado September 19, 2006

baggamon

The correct way of spelling Backgammon. It's often spelled this way by cool people, who knows how to play the game correctly. More precisely, they know how to roll a dice, so that it fits the need of the player.

Did you play the game called Backgammon?
Well? did you mean to say Baggamon? In which case the answer is yes, but anyways, i guess you can't even roll a dice proberly.

by GeoG March 16, 2015

Virtual Baggage

A description of a person having too many virtual identities, passwords, and/or domain names that they are not using but cannot or will not delete. Almost identical to emotional baggage replacing people with online alternative identities.

Virtual baggage includes that old Hotmail account you can't remove because it's your only connection with your middle-aged school friends, or the Hi5 account you won't delete because of that has that one mystery chick, or the whole bunch of domain names you acquired last night just because you think they'll "come in handy at some point."

by RowlD July 23, 2011

Baggadouche

When calling someone a douche bag isn't quite enough.

Simon: Look at that guy.
Tom: Which one?
Simon: The baggadouche with the hawaiian shirt on.

by Mash4it September 11, 2011