B.A.R.F.(Big Aggressive Ridiculously Fat)

This is a person that you find utterly repulsive, everything about them just seems to be ridiculous. This could be a guy three cubicles down from you that refuses to put on deodorant and has a mangy, greasy ponytail. This could be a lady that thinks she is extremely attractive and wears clothes from the girls section of baby gap; except this girl looks like she ate children from the girls section of the baby gap. This could be an older women who is large and in charge, who not only refuses to not cover her 50+ year old cleavage, but will not keep her massive self out of her 15 year old granddaughters closet. Girls that dip.......thats all I have to say about that.

Fat girls that are eating ice cream and a hot dog, then talking about how they are gonna go on a diet.

B.A.R.F.(Big Aggressive Ridiculously Fat)

by Dr. J ready to play January 14, 2010

B.A.M.F.

noun - bad ass mother fucker - basically g's who dont take shit from no bitches (just about sums up helena & nick)

Yo Helena such a B.A.M.F. she just slapped that ho for lookin at her!

by nicky sav May 10, 2009

B.M.A.A.F

B.M.A.A.F stands for Best Mate Always And Forever. A BMAAF is much more than a best friend , it's like in between friend and soul-mate. If you have a BMAAF you are known as luckiest person on Earth , because you have someone who is there for you , beside you , to guide you , and will possibly be your BMAAF forever. It's not like you both are married and definetley NOT in love , but it's almost as if you both have an understanding between you that no-one else would understand. It's usually girls who have BMAAF'S , but some guys do have BMAAF'S too. It also doesn't have to be girl and girl or boy and boy , some girls BMAAF'S are boys , but it's like a super-friend , not like they want to date them in that way. related links friends.

Luv ma B.M.A.A.F like a sister ,
this definition is for my BMAAF Caitlin!!! :) :P :D

Guy: why are you both even friends at all? you have got nothing in comin.

Girl:
You would'nt understand and it's BMAAF'S before boyfriends. Can't except her , can't have me.

Guy:
But love is more important than friends.

Girl:
Not more important than a B.M.A.A.F

by Tina B ( Turnip ) October 10, 2008

B.A.M.F.

Bonding and Making Friends.

Contrary to popular belief, this acronym has a much more PG application.

As made popular by B6 of August 2011.

Camper 1- I love my B6 B.A.M.F. s
Camp Director- ... Excuse me?
Camper 2- It means bonding and making friends, cause that's what B6 is all about!!!

by Dip Dye August 28, 2011

A.F.A.B

An acronym for "Alliances Formed, Alliances Broken." Commonly used when playing Day of Reckoning for Game Cube. Obviously, it is used when, in four player matches, teams are made and broken. Usually it is just yelled.

(after Hats-For-Hands hits the stunner on his once-teammate)
"A.F.A.B!!"

by Honky Cat May 13, 2006

B.A.M.F.

Stands for bad ass mother fucker. Made popular by Dane Cook.

Aaron Osmer is a B.A.M.F. He knows how to build robots and get the ladies.

by Wootamanda March 21, 2010

B.A.M.F

Bad Ass Mother Fucker

Person 1:I went to every exam except for one.
Person 2: Which one?
Person 1: Indonesian
Person 2: Oh you're such a B.A.M.F

Person 1: Hey your brother is such a B.A.M.F

Person 1: AHHH! it's a bird, i'm so scared of them.
Person 2: Feed one, be a B.A.M.F

Person 1: I'm a Bitch.
Person 2: That's a B.A.M.F thing to say

Person 1: What did you get into jail for?
Person 2: I took a shit on my hand and rub it on the building
Person 1: Oh, you a Bad Ass Mother Fucker
Person 2: You mean a B.A.M.F

by TheB.A.M.Fdude October 1, 2010