Georgie's Asscone Delight

The sexual act of eating a snowcone out of someone's butthole in a car on the way to George Clooney's house.

My dog tried to give me a Georgie's Asscone Delight on the way to North Carolina, but George Clooney doesn't live in North Carolina so I shot it in the dick!

by Deevid December 18, 2009

Assmonkeydoodlecake

Someone who looks like a monkey and likes to eat doodlecakes while being raped up the butt.

"You assmonkeydoodlecake!"

by Yashiwa Utadaka June 30, 2008

assfong

an ass tool which has gay references

you're an assfong \:D/

by Plaatjie_uK June 25, 2008

Assboned

Being fucked up the ass by a large boner... i.e. assboned.

"Ouch...."
"Hey man, what happened?"
"They made us do a bunch of glute exercises at practice....I feel like I just got assboned."

by Loban17 February 5, 2010

Aspoonded

The act of being assaulted with a spoon.

If you don't stop, you will get aspoonded!

by Zxcameronxz November 12, 2015

assonomics

A bitch shaking that ass and you throwing that cash at it.

I was doing assonomics with this girl last night at the strip club.

by ORIGINATEDGENIO April 20, 2017

asloon

a body of water that’s freshwater and too big to be a lake and too small to be an ocean

hey mom, is lake huron an asloon? “yes sugarplums”

by JamesCharles69420 July 13, 2023