asswipe

A person that annoys the hell out of me an acts like a complete douchebag.

You're a asswipe

by bringjadenthehorizon November 12, 2014

asswipe

someone who has a messed up personality, does the wrong thing, or stinks!

boy: why do you keep disobeying me?...and take a bath asswipe!
girl: really?
boy: lol jk

by luluknobetter January 3, 2015

asswipe

A person who is so stupid that they make the donkey look good (smarter than them).

guy 1: I know a guy who asked me how to do the same math problem about ten times.

guy 2: Some people never learn. What an asswipe.

by Edefiner February 10, 2015

asswipe

another word for dickhead,asshole or other slang words

guy 1 "dude that guy is such and asswipe"
guy 2 "total douchbag"

by scottyboyy64 March 11, 2016

Ass Dip

When you fall into the toilet because someone, usually a man leaves the seat up. Woman in particular assume the toilet seat will be down and never look before they leap into the bowl.

What the hell, I was in the bathroom and I got an ass dip!

by HighMaintenance68 October 9, 2016

Asslips

Another name for the anus.

Did you hear about Projareds asslips, i heard they were tighter then steel.

by Sus-Dog-69 November 22, 2019

assdick

Acronym standing for:
A - Always
S - Silently
S - Shut
D - Doors
I - In
C - Case of
K - Kleptomaniacs

ASSDICK can be used as an easy and effective method to prevent your house and/or property from being burglarized, or broken in to.

Damn, that burglar almost stole my shit, good thing i used ASSDICK to stop him.

by baba ghonnorea January 12, 2021