Askhole

Someone who takes advice, but never uses it.

Guy1: "Yeah I told Brian to vote for Trump and he's voting for Hillary."

Guy2: "What an Askhole."

by MeinKamphyChair October 6, 2016

Askhole

Someone who always asks for your advice just to do the absolute opposite of what you said

Joe asked me if he should go in the pool. I said no then he jumped in right in front of my face. Such an askhole

by Crookmam July 25, 2025

Askhole

A person who is asked for advice and does the total opposite.

Jack: Nigga I can never ask you for advice your always doing the opposite. Your a freakin askhole.

by K.dot_ob3 May 25, 2016

Askhole

A person who asks for advice and then does the opposite

This askhole is not taking my advice

by Taximike January 24, 2018

askhole

That one guy who keeps asking stupid questions, even though he knows he won't get an answer.

guy 1: man this guy is such an askhole!
guy 2: what happened?
guy 1:he kept asking me what the square root of mayonnaise is... what anumber askhole!

by Alfonzo May 30, 2016

Askhole

A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them

Jim, my askhole friend, came to me multiple times about advice on how to deal with his girlfriend but kept getting burned because he didn't listen to me.

by Kman63 December 20, 2013

Live Music Askhole

ASKHOLE: The person who wants to request songs of you WHILE you are performing live music.

noun Vulgar.
Slang.
a stupid, mean, or contemptible person.

adjective
Slang. stupid, mean, or contemptible.

This drunk LIVE MUSIC ASKHOLE not only screamed requests for a completely non-related genre of music (ex: band currently playing Howling Wolf and LIVE MUSIC ASKHOLE is screaming for Dave Matthews Band) while the singer songwriter bandleader musician multi-instrumentalist did his best to not make eye contact, she actually tried to grab the microphone out of his hand. When escorted away from the stage she is livid, mumbling and cursing as if she has been wronged.

by tiacorinnahd June 19, 2018