Dan: So. How about that god, eh?
Rusty: Don't talk to me about god. I'm an Alcotheist.
Dan: What's an Alcotheist then?
Rusty: *pisses self and passes out in pool of vomit*
Dan: I feel enlightened!
Rusty: Don't talk to me about god. I'm an Alcotheist.
Dan: What's an Alcotheist then?
Rusty: *pisses self and passes out in pool of vomit*
Dan: I feel enlightened!
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An ER doctor ripped the pharmacy staff new assholes when the ASCOM PHONE hung up on the doctor while he was trying to give a heparin order
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Can answer every question..
but almost every aswer he comes up with is a bit twisted and a bit
Can answer every question..
but almost every aswer he comes up with is a bit twisted and a bit
Ashot : have you ever heard about elephantits?
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Ryan: but it’s so far out of the way!
Michael: but I don’t want to walk alone :((((
Ryan: fineeeee
Michael: *runs across the room like a t rex*
Margaret: you’re being so ascorbid right now
Ryan: but it’s so far out of the way!
Michael: but I don’t want to walk alone :((((
Ryan: fineeeee
Michael: *runs across the room like a t rex*
Margaret: you’re being so ascorbid right now
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