Alcotheist

Someone who is far too drunk to have a religion.

Dan: So. How about that god, eh?
Rusty: Don't talk to me about god. I'm an Alcotheist.
Dan: What's an Alcotheist then?
Rusty: *pisses self and passes out in pool of vomit*
Dan: I feel enlightened!

by Unstableiser May 23, 2009

ASCOM PHONE

A crappy cordless phone used in the hospital setting given to staff to communicate with each other and other departments. It is very expensive, loses signal frequently, has an extremely short battery life, drops calls and is always static-y. You can never understand a full conservation when on an Ascom phone.

An ER doctor ripped the pharmacy staff new assholes when the ASCOM PHONE hung up on the doctor while he was trying to give a heparin order

by Dollie Pop November 24, 2011

asconding

(adj.)asconding,(verb)to ascond: to condescend in order to unnecessarily prove one's brilliance.

Andy and Claire answered all the study questions in english class today; how asconding!

by Drew Whizzo April 2, 2005

Ashot

A living cyclopedia..
Can answer every question..

but almost every aswer he comes up with is a bit twisted and a bit

Ashot : have you ever heard about elephantits?

by Mogens213312144 December 21, 2008

go ascotting

You had a rough week and you want to grab your boys and 'tie one on'

"Hey buddy I've had a shitty week and looking to go ascotting, you game?"

by myboyblue! May 13, 2016

asotadora

wild girl, female swinger (used in Costa Rica)

A esa asotadora le gusta salir con todos los hombres

by Santiago Samara May 26, 2008

Ascorbid

A friend that is being ridiculous but more funny than annoying

Michael: you have to walk me to my class
Ryan: but it’s so far out of the way!
Michael: but I don’t want to walk alone :((((
Ryan: fineeeee

Michael: *runs across the room like a t rex*
Margaret: you’re being so ascorbid right now

by Lamowwww November 9, 2019