Please Advise

An extremely stuffy phrase used by business executives to close emails when they don't understand how to ask a real question. It basically means "Please use your imagination to figure out what the fuck I need to know to make a decision on this item without making me look like an idiot in front of all the people I CCed"

"Please Advise" is typically used in place of "Thanks" in formatting an email. It is very passive aggressive. Always assume that the user of the phrase "please advise" is a college graduate that follows the advice of his professors to a T... Even 15 years later..

Dear Luke,

I recently got a call from Alex in LA telling me that we're out of blinkity blank in California so the blippity blue isn't working. What-the-fuck what-the-fuck we're losing 15k a day what-the-fuck save me please.

Please Advise,
John

by ldemi April 29, 2011

Arishia

The cooler, Japanese version of Alycia.

Person 1: Hey, do you know that new girl named Alycia?
Person 2: She's Japanese, it's Arishia!

by Alycatv77 March 5, 2011

Areisy

A girl who is awesome brave and strong very independent and will tell you what's up

Have you seen Areisy she is so pretty brave and strong

by Starbar257 June 8, 2019

arism

A baddie who is multi talented, intelligent, and beautiful. Arism means very independent and perfect without anyone telling her what to do.

She a arism, damn

by K4r1s#a January 12, 2021

Arishba

A hot mf

Who's that sexy gurl over there?
Oh, that girl. Her names Arishba.

by Chimchok March 3, 2021

Please Advise

The proverbial business bitchslap.

Hi Carrie,

How are you? Happy Monday! I was wondering when you were going to get me that quote I asked for last week. If we don't get the ball rolling ASAP my client will look for another company.

Please advise.

All the best,
Christine.

by eventjubilee February 25, 2013

Aivis

A guy who is just like God, he knows everything and is beautiful, powerful and has a lot of wisdom. Very strong.

Aivis was a man who we saw as God.

by godman1994 May 18, 2011