A theoretical anarchist is a person who believes that anarchism would be a good idea in theory, but believes that in the current world it wouldn’t work.
“You’re an anarchist?!”
“No, I’m a theoretical anarchist, anarchism would be a good idea but it wouldn’t work in the current political/social environment”
“No, I’m a theoretical anarchist, anarchism would be a good idea but it wouldn’t work in the current political/social environment”
by SoLongAndGoodnight December 3, 2022
* i need to first clear a few things up: 1- being a teenager doesn't mean that you can't be an anarchist. the belief in anarchy is not limited to any one age group. 2- if you think you must live under anarchy in order to be a true anarchist, you're wrong about that too. anarchy is a belief, not just a lifestyle.
we'll start with the true definition of the word anarchist so that you can understand more clearly:
1. a person who advocates or believes in anarchy or anarchism.
2.
a person who seeks to overturn by violence all constituted forms and institutions of society and government, with no purpose of establishing any other system of order in the place of that destroyed.
3.
a person who promotes disorder or excites revolt against any established rule, law, or custom.
an anarchist poser is one who thinks that wearing a wrist band with the anarchy symbol on it makes them an anarchist when they truly know nothing about anarchy. why? no clue. other examples of anarchist posers are people who think that anarchy is simply a style. basically, anyone who claims to be an anarchist but does not completely believe that the complete lack of government would be the best thing for us is an anarchist poser otherwise known as a "wannabe anarchist". also, someone who thinks they're anarchistic but doesn't truly devote themselves to the cause can be an anarchist poser, or someone who only claims to be anarchist to fit into a clique, like the "punk" clique.
we'll start with the true definition of the word anarchist so that you can understand more clearly:
1. a person who advocates or believes in anarchy or anarchism.
2.
a person who seeks to overturn by violence all constituted forms and institutions of society and government, with no purpose of establishing any other system of order in the place of that destroyed.
3.
a person who promotes disorder or excites revolt against any established rule, law, or custom.
an anarchist poser is one who thinks that wearing a wrist band with the anarchy symbol on it makes them an anarchist when they truly know nothing about anarchy. why? no clue. other examples of anarchist posers are people who think that anarchy is simply a style. basically, anyone who claims to be an anarchist but does not completely believe that the complete lack of government would be the best thing for us is an anarchist poser otherwise known as a "wannabe anarchist". also, someone who thinks they're anarchistic but doesn't truly devote themselves to the cause can be an anarchist poser, or someone who only claims to be anarchist to fit into a clique, like the "punk" clique.
anarchist poser: i am TOO an anarchist, i mean look at my cool wrist band.
real anarchist: do you even know what anarchy is?
anarchist poser: yeah, it's a brand, right?
real anarchist: ...
real anarchist: do you even know what anarchy is?
anarchist poser: yeah, it's a brand, right?
real anarchist: ...
by chaoticxkate March 10, 2010
A conservative anarchist is a magical fictional creature that doesnt exist because it would rip a hole in the universe due to the paradoxial nature of it. Thats not to say anarchists are liberals, but they certainly are not conservatives.
by Punkasfuck August 24, 2006
an anarchist who lives in the suburbs, the way you think and act makes you an anarchist, not where you live. Those who say true anarchists dont live live in the suburbs need to be educated.
by suburbananarchist89 April 8, 2009
Used to describe an individual who plays by no rules other than their own that they make up. This individual is generally extremely fake, a two-faced cowardly liar and often shoves other peoples opinions and dicks up their ass, depending on who it is and what they seek to accomplish.
by Chrisrutola May 2, 2022
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A conservitive Anarchist is a person who belives in the ideals of anarchy but understands the need for some form of leadership and control
a conservitive anarchist belives that the government is necessary but should be shrunk to the size of an infant so that it can be drowned in a bathtub in case of emergancy
by rulitawyn November 24, 2008