Allergies

What literally everyone uses as an excuse when anything is wrong
Shaniqua: Hey Lucy, why are you limping!?
Lucy: Oh, it’s just allergies!
by Beano Reanooooooo April 27, 2019
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Gastric Allergy

A revulsion to a particular food or food provider.
Server: You want sour cream on that?

Jim: No! I have a gastric allergy to sour cream.

Ken: I'd love to go to Chipotle's for lunch today, how about you?
Sam: Not today. I've got a gastric allergy to Chipotle's right now.
by UR-GODZ August 20, 2015
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latex allergy

Condom-related excuse for asking one's current/potential sex-partner to bow to your wishes.. Can be an entirely opposite type of preference, though, depending on the gender of the excuse-maker: where the gal may claim to be allergic to latex in the hopes of not being asked to have sex with the guy in the first place, a guy's claim to being allergic to latex may be an attempt to get the gal to let him "do it bareback".
Horny stud: Blast it all --- non-latex condoms are now readily available at the corner drug store --- there goes my old "latex allergy" excuse right out the window!
by QuacksO June 01, 2018
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allergy salute

The movement of arm, hand and fingers to wipe across a runny nose. Suggests symptoms of allergy or cold/flu.
My son was constantly doing the allergy salute so I took him to the doctor.
by yes juanito yes November 26, 2017
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Stay Allergy

This is a kind of allergy many Stays have. It includes symptoms of avoiding or hating the numbers 7 and 9.
A person with Stay Allergy shouted, "I don't wanna see the number 7. We're going straight for 8M and 10M next!"
by jejiho May 21, 2021
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Kiwi allergy

Synonym: Pussy
Any person allergic to kiwis is automatically a pussy
that person has a kiwi allergy aka this person is a pussy
by fuckyobitch1 March 24, 2022
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Diamond Allergy

When your fiance or wife gains a a ton of weight after getting engagment ring or wedding band.
"man I dodged the bullet on that one, we got engaged and she blew up like a blimp. Talk about a diamond allergy. Imagine if we got married."
by The Hound Dog September 16, 2020
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