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Alameda Proof

Similar to bulletproof, but from Alameda Research, one of the most predatory Cryptocurrency trading desk and market maker, famous for its mantra on Effective Altruism: take away your money through market manipulation and give it to politicians who keep them from going to jail.
protocols keep getting built with a game theoretic optimal in mind, all this hubbub about mechanism design, when really we should just be designing them to be alameda proof
by AlamedaResearch June 13, 2022
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Alkmene

alkmene means "bitch"
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Askamerastan

noun: aka colonoscopy; used as "going to Askamerastan"
As soon as I hit 50 years old, my doctor booked me a trip to Askamerastan.
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alyamedina

Alyamedina is such a angelic name, she was my ex lover. I still do love her. The name alyamedina describes beautiful, magnetic and powerful their presence is. Alyamedina makes the person's heart pace. Alyamedina is a extraordinary, intelligent person.
"Alyamedina Eidara Nuhan is a brilliant person and everyone is attracted to them. They just don't know the effect they have on people. Especially me." -Anushka Nalawade. ( I met alyamedina on discord btw)
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alkalethia

Alkalethia is one of the most strong heart and independent person you could meet, they’re shy but once they open up they are one of the best people to call your best friend. No matter what happens they will always be there, alkalethia would rather fix things than drop the friendship or relationship. They are a hard working individual, they are funny, kind, devoted and caring. Alkalethia is sweet but doesn’t show their emotions they can make you laugh in times you thought you couldn’t. She is strong mentally and physically, she doesn’t stand for bulling it don’t matter who you are she will be there and help fight your battles. It’s hard to change her mind once she has an opinion but she has to get to know someone before she makes her own, she’s great help when you need a shoulder to cry on or an ear to listen. She does everything to make other people happy and keep herself happy. She doesn’t let people drag her down and she tries to keep her glass half full and bring others up with her. Even tho she can be weird that’s just who she is she’s funny and weird once you get to know her.
Alkalethia will push herself past her comfort level to be there for someone
by Buttface28 May 31, 2024
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Alameen

fatass, gay ass, dumbass, fuckass, bitchass, whore, thatlikes to suck dick cuz his gay ass is fucked up. he has no life, a fucking gooner, and has no future. fucking failure. his fatass eats anything and everything.
gay: sexually or romantically attracted to people of one's own sex (used especially of a man) or alameen
by loverboy_8933 September 3, 2025
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Alkamanation

An act of being disgusted
That result is an alkamanation
by Perry Tommy December 11, 2025
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