Alfie Green 

I feel green, that weed is so dense.

"That green is thick man"
"Holy crap that weed is so dense i cant think"
Yep you've given yourself an "Alfie Green"

Alfie Green by bbksurfacing January 3, 2019

Alfie 

A child Predator.

Alfie is an absolute child predator.

Alfie by Atrap1869 January 2, 2020

Alfie 

Sexy peanut butter

Sexy as alfie

Alfie by twitch.tv/touukk April 21, 2018

Alfie 

A massive cunt who shows off all the time. Usually small

“What an alfie showing off over there!”

Alfie by Josh778 October 16, 2017

Alfie 

Prick

Alfie’s are such Pricks!

Alfie by Alfonso the Shit September 10, 2019

Alfie 

A short person that likes ksi and listens to his gay cancerous laugh 3 hours a day
He’s pretty cool but has issues

Wow Alfie likes cancerous laughs

Alfie by Boss boy April 29, 2019

Alfiethomas 

This a type of person that lives on a council estate and dad makes condoms for a living .shame he didn’t use one. an alfiethomas s dad occasionally gets drunk af and begins to beat them this result in eating cereal and toast for breakfast this is a proper Chavy meal as u can tell

Ahah stop acting like an alfiethomas you fat pig

Alfiethomas by badass4523 August 12, 2019