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omg what a dick an alexander has. trully a horse
"did you see alexander's dick? omg! so big!"
"yeah! i couldnt contain my boner!"
Alexander by xXbigdick69Xx June 3, 2020
Alexander used to be a deli
Master chief; Yo I can’t wait to go to “The Alexander!”

Alexander (deli); aye o Chief
Alexander by BitchLasangna January 22, 2019
A man with an insanely large penis and is funny and extremely handsome . Usually ha say crazy side but can be serious if he wants to be . Alex is also an amazing fighter with a short temper ... do not annoy him
John- Almost got into a fight with Alexander today
Bob- Holy shit ...how are you not dead
Alexander by TM-04-03-2000 March 6, 2017
Alexander is a guy has really big balls, like the size of melons. He is also sweet and caring and will be a great father.
He also runs a cartel out of a small restaurant.
Wow your balls are huge like an Alexander.
MMM you're such and Alexander.
Alexander by Alexander556 January 25, 2019
STOP THAT!!! This is someone who is very quiet and always is reading. But if you make one sound or do anything they will scream about it. They are also snitches.
Someone: Slurp
Alexander: stop that!
Alexander by Back offff June 5, 2019
Alexander is one of the best people you can meet and has dumb friends like Blake and Jack although Alexander is probably the BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD you should consider your self extremely lucky if you know an Alex/Alexander.
Alexander is Awsome
Alexander by #VSCO Boy November 12, 2019