aldo

Aldo is the greatest game ever created, which incedentally has nothing to do with the comic book "aldo" whatsoever. It resembles "jump man" but it is better. The object of the game was to get from one door to the other on a platform level. you would be hindered with ever so many obstacles, such as quick sand, ladders, and floors where you can only cross once.

"Why can't i find any aldo games anymore?"

"Yeah, it was like cool and it holds most of my childhood memories..."

by Colin Lie June 30, 2006

Aldo

Aldo is a stupid motherfucker, who doesn't like you back

That guy is an Aldo, ugh.

by Pneumoniaultramicroscopicsilli December 19, 2018

Aldonio

As the name bearer knows, Aldonio is a very rare name. Aldonios are even rarer people. Sexy, witty, adventurous, and so cool. Street smart and wise ( except about who to make his wife/girlfriend.) He can talk and charm his way into and out of any situation. Impeccable manners-loved by everyone's parents. Loyal friend, giving person. He will always be loyal if you are deserving, and will always make sure you are taken care of. DO NOT ever give him a paint ball gun though.

He is so awesome to be around! He's for sure an Aldonio.

by this nickel aint wooden August 22, 2010

Alcofee

A heavily caffeinated drink with copious amounts of hard liquor, often found in dorms of students working on their thesis papers.

Alcofee- the drink of choice for students needing to be productive and entertained at the same time.

by Kuddles May 4, 2011

Aldon

Usually a big dicked dude who works on a farm. They usually like a cold beer by the countryside and nice campfires. If you have an Aldon then don't let him go, he's a pretty big catch ;)

You know the guy Aldon? Yeah he supposedly tackled a bull a couple days ago and there's not a scratch on him!

by ktracy019 May 22, 2019

Aldo

Osama Bin Laden's long lost son. He has been hiding out in Canada since birth 15 years, some say he lives in the south eastern part of Toronto. Also, HE LOVES CURRY.

Osama- Aldo, Come give DADDY A KISS!
Aldo- Yes DADDY!

by Jerome Bench December 18, 2008

ALODFAWTM

A lot of dumb fucks ask what this means

bob says: "what does ALODFAWTM mean?"
you reply: "A LOT OF DUMB FUCKS ASK WHAT THIS MEANS"

by 808ridah November 6, 2007