Adams County Grits ALA Gary

The act of picking a stalk of sweet corn, shucking the individual ears, leaving them on the stalk, and inserting the ears into multiple asses. While inserted, the low inserted ear controls the tempo, as not to break an ear off in a participant's ass.

We drank a bunch of Miller High Life, grabbed some fresh sweet corn, and pulled of an Adams County Grits ala Gary. Joe was low man and Jerry got an ear of corn stuck in his ass.

by mailman2504 September 29, 2025

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by Adujasty343 July 12, 2025

ala

Pronounced (al)

Russian goddes of sex and horniness and drinking.

To meet with Ala - To get fucking drunk and horny.

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Alas

Alas, is an old catholic remark, mainly used by pompous cunts who hang fairy lights on tractors.

‘Alas’ The carnival is cancelled.

by Geoffrey, the large carrot. April 28, 2020

Ala

ala's dick is so big, you are so grateful to have friend like ala. ala can make you proud with his dick

i love your dick, Ala

by caplang November 23, 2021

ala shart

When you think you have to take a large dump, but it comes out in little pieces one at a time.

I though I had to take a huge dump, turns out it was ala shart

by rockmongrel October 17, 2023

Bro? The MAA. Ala to

n. 1. Something that someone says when they are mentally insane.

(Proper capitalization is needed.)
n. 2. Someone that is mentally insane.

Person 1: Bro? The MAA. Ala to
Person 2: Dude, you're such a Bro? The Maa

by The MAA of the. A. Loa. ALDLS? October 5, 2025