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by YEAHBRO345 April 22, 2022
Get the Ajax mug.Tartaglia is literally the hottest character in fiction.
Im literally married to him and i have his massive 100km cock inside me.
There are NO words to describe how much i love him and how down bad i am
I would literally kidnap him in my basement and make him fuck me every minute
I would literally let him rape me do ANYTHING he wants with me and i would spar with him until i die. I want to do everything with him like every verb to ever exist and it would still be too little.
Every time i see him i cant look away for an hour because hes too perfect.
He could make me eat my own limbs while fucking me and i would be grateful he lives in my head i remember everything about him every voiceline every strand of hair i would kill someone or myself to just get one second with him hes my whole life i cant be in relationships because of how much i love him i can pay anything to see him
without him i would be dead i LITERALLY carved his name into my thigh!!
I literally start giggling and kicking my feet every time i see him or even remember him nothing else matters but tartaglia hes my life my air my world imagine needing friends if you have tartaglia.
hes the hottest character so sweet even the part where he lives for fighting and is a masochist But hes so nice to his family and i would conquer the world with him and beyond.
Imagine not liking Tartaglia Im literally his biggest fan/simp/everything!!
I love tartaglia and i want to kms every time someone mischaracterizes him<3
Im literally married to him and i have his massive 100km cock inside me.
There are NO words to describe how much i love him and how down bad i am
I would literally kidnap him in my basement and make him fuck me every minute
I would literally let him rape me do ANYTHING he wants with me and i would spar with him until i die. I want to do everything with him like every verb to ever exist and it would still be too little.
Every time i see him i cant look away for an hour because hes too perfect.
He could make me eat my own limbs while fucking me and i would be grateful he lives in my head i remember everything about him every voiceline every strand of hair i would kill someone or myself to just get one second with him hes my whole life i cant be in relationships because of how much i love him i can pay anything to see him
without him i would be dead i LITERALLY carved his name into my thigh!!
I literally start giggling and kicking my feet every time i see him or even remember him nothing else matters but tartaglia hes my life my air my world imagine needing friends if you have tartaglia.
hes the hottest character so sweet even the part where he lives for fighting and is a masochist But hes so nice to his family and i would conquer the world with him and beyond.
Imagine not liking Tartaglia Im literally his biggest fan/simp/everything!!
I love tartaglia and i want to kms every time someone mischaracterizes him<3
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Priest: Do you want to take Tartaglia/Childe/Ajax as your husband and be with him for the rest of your life?
Me: Yes.
*agressively makes out with Tartaglia*
Priest: Do you want to take Tartaglia/Childe/Ajax as your husband and be with him for the rest of your life?
Me: Yes.
*agressively makes out with Tartaglia*
by Dzikuss. July 2, 2024
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Get the Ajax Is Fit mug.An Ajax is someone who's very shy at first, but once they get to know you, they're the light of your life. They always fill the room with lots of laughter, smiles, and overall good vibes. They will love the shit out of you, and you should do the same. A Ajax doesn't just want you at your best, they also want you at your worst. Because if Ajax is dating you, they're prone to marry you at some point. You should never hide anything from an Ajax because they'll find out one way or another. An Ajax will also show you off to their friends because you're like their holy grail and they want you to know that. They'll never leave you alone to wallow in your sadness but instead, they will be there, comforting you in every way possible. They will just hug you and not say a word, they could sit there and cry with you, or they could give you a minor distraction 😉Point is, if you are ever lucky enough to come across an Ajax, cherish them and the relationship you have, even if it is just friends
hey, how are you and Ajax?
we're doing amazing, thanks for asking. I was just on my way to see him because I was reminded of how absolutely amazing he is<3
we're doing amazing, thanks for asking. I was just on my way to see him because I was reminded of how absolutely amazing he is<3
by Barlowe<3 December 21, 2022
Get the Ajax mug.An arrogant Dutch football club who only have glory hunters as supporters. And their fans basically only turns up on European nights while their stadium turns empty when Ajax is playing in the league. It's a club who haven't won a trophy for 5 years
Man 1: ''Ajax can win the league title today''
Man 2: ''Ah, they will probably bottle it against De Graafschap.''
Man 3: ''No, they get the support of their fans''
All the men: *Laughs about the joke of man 3*
Man 2: ''Ah, they will probably bottle it against De Graafschap.''
Man 3: ''No, they get the support of their fans''
All the men: *Laughs about the joke of man 3*
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