acorn syndrome

When someone is born withought a shaft and only a head, resembling an acorn.

I feel bad for Tommy, he has acorn syndrome

by Tickels55 March 11, 2009

acorn attack

the shrinking of the penis , due to say..cold weather?
also a noun for a shrivelled, shrunk penis.

Marlon Brando once claimed he couldn't get it up due to a sudden acorn attack in the movie set..Well..Well, who thinks otherwise?

by hytham_hammer July 05, 2005

glued an acorn

Teeny-weeny stub of male genitalia, particularly the head of the pene, situated at the base of the torso.

Thad: “Julie, would you like to get with me in the nighttime?”
Julie: “Why not!”
Thad: “ I have to warn you that you aren’t likely to feel much. It looks like somebody glued an acorn down there. I can’t get an erection, but I can still cum.”

by #namenotonhere March 06, 2019

acorn friend

Friends who are gay but aren't together.

You hanging with your acorn friends

by kkkkiihhuoghg June 17, 2017

Cresting an Acorn

Attempting to defecate while heavily constipated and only the tip of the shit is exiting the rectum.

Hold up Bro I’m cresting an acorn in here!

by Timithin November 25, 2020

Acorn in a bush

When a man has a lot of pubic hair and a small penis, it can look like an acorn in a bush.

I should probably shave my pubes and balls tonight, i have a cute date, and I don’t want it to look like a have an Acorn in a bush.

by Mastered Rimmer May 14, 2020

acorn dick

Your dick is soo small gays and girls qualify it as an acorn dick.Also when your hard your penus is the size of a acorn.

Dude,Brittany told me that jim had an acorn dick.

by mr.sanchez November 03, 2007