SIAMESE AARDVARK

When two men use their spent semen to epoxy their foreskins together so you can't tell where one wanker ends and the other begins.

"Tell Nurse Dana to get the Novocaine ready. Those guys with the Siamese Aardvark look like screamers"!

by Barry Thorson August 28, 2010

aardvarks nose

when someone has a nose that is fucking huge

damn gurl u have an aaardvarks nose go get some plastic surgery then ill think of fucking ya!

by mrprestwick April 19, 2005

Loveless Aardvark

n: the most sexylicious poster on 404

adj: sexylicious

Carmen Electra is very Loveless Aardvark.

by flik November 4, 2003

what's your aardvark?

Shorthand for asking people the name of the first artist on their iPod or iTunes, based on the fact that "aardvark" is the first word in the English dictionary.

A: "What's your aardvark?"
B: "Aaliyah. Yours?"
A: "A-Ha."
B: "That's useful to know."

by squiddlydiddly May 20, 2010

chilled out aardvark

When a mans penis is flaccid, resembling the snout of an Aardvark.

Tony's penis was always a chilled out aardvark after having sex with Emily.

by thisismypseudonym222 November 27, 2015

Aardvark

A politically correct word for calling someone a retard or retarded.

Why you being such an Aardvark.

by Hardprtaardvark November 9, 2022

Australian anus aardvark

When 2 consenting adults have sex and the male wiggles his penis like a aardvark mouth then puts in and out of the females coochie for 5 secs really fast and then randomly anally abolishes the women.

Male:.....slithering penis.

Female:Whatchu doing

Male:........
Female:ahhhhh you just Australian anus aardvarked me now my bunghole fell off.

by Doubledeckerdaggerdick May 9, 2019