SIAMESE AARDVARK

When two men use their spent semen to epoxy their foreskins together so you can't tell where one wanker ends and the other begins.

"Tell Nurse Dana to get the Novocaine ready. Those guys with the Siamese Aardvark look like screamers"!

by Barry Thorson August 28, 2010

aardvarks nose

when someone has a nose that is fucking huge

damn gurl u have an aaardvarks nose go get some plastic surgery then ill think of fucking ya!

by mrprestwick April 19, 2005

Loveless Aardvark

n: the most sexylicious poster on 404

adj: sexylicious

Carmen Electra is very Loveless Aardvark.

by flik November 4, 2003

what's your aardvark?

Shorthand for asking people the name of the first artist on their iPod or iTunes, based on the fact that "aardvark" is the first word in the English dictionary.

A: "What's your aardvark?"
B: "Aaliyah. Yours?"
A: "A-Ha."
B: "That's useful to know."

by squiddlydiddly May 20, 2010

Aardvark ass

Compliment to someone who’s being alive and having the will to live at the same time

Wow good for that guy, he’s real aardvark ass

by brianlafeve November 19, 2019

Aardvark

Aardvark (slang) /ˈärdˌvärk/ noun:

1. A person who expresses strong dislike or opposition towards artificial intelligence-generated art.
2. An individual who habitually posts negative or provocative comments on social media pages dedicated to AI art, often with the intention of causing disruption or eliciting angry responses.
3. Someone perceived to emit an unpleasant or off-putting aura, particularly in the context of discussions about AI-generated artwork.

Etymology: Derived from the animal aardvark, humorously implying that such individuals possess qualities reminiscent of the creature's peculiar appearance or behavior.

"Don't engage with that aardvark in the comments section; they're just trying to start an argument about AI art again."

by Ghetto Witch June 21, 2024

Aardvark

A politically correct word for calling someone a retard or retarded.

Why you being such an Aardvark.

by Hardprtaardvark November 9, 2022