SIAMESE AARDVARK

When two men use their spent semen to epoxy their foreskins together so you can't tell where one wanker ends and the other begins.

"Tell Nurse Dana to get the Novocaine ready. Those guys with the Siamese Aardvark look like screamers"!

by Barry Thorson August 28, 2010

aardvarks nose

when someone has a nose that is fucking huge

damn gurl u have an aaardvarks nose go get some plastic surgery then ill think of fucking ya!

by mrprestwick April 19, 2005

Loveless Aardvark

n: the most sexylicious poster on 404

adj: sexylicious

Carmen Electra is very Loveless Aardvark.

by flik November 4, 2003

what's your aardvark?

Shorthand for asking people the name of the first artist on their iPod or iTunes, based on the fact that "aardvark" is the first word in the English dictionary.

A: "What's your aardvark?"
B: "Aaliyah. Yours?"
A: "A-Ha."
B: "That's useful to know."

by squiddlydiddly May 20, 2010

Aardvark ass

Compliment to someone who’s being alive and having the will to live at the same time

Wow good for that guy, he’s real aardvark ass

by brianlafeve November 19, 2019

Aardvark

Aardvark (slang) /ˈärdˌvärk/ noun:

1. A person who expresses strong dislike or opposition towards artificial intelligence-generated art.
2. An individual who habitually posts negative or provocative comments on social media pages dedicated to AI art, often with the intention of causing disruption or eliciting angry responses.
3. Someone perceived to emit an unpleasant or off-putting aura, particularly in the context of discussions about AI-generated artwork.

Etymology: Derived from the animal aardvark, humorously implying that such individuals possess qualities reminiscent of the creature's peculiar appearance or behavior.

"Don't engage with that aardvark in the comments section; they're just trying to start an argument about AI art again."

by Ghetto Witch June 21, 2024

Shrimp and aardvark

Shrimp and aardvarks have an unlikely yet unwavering connection, and are often seen verbally stimming together and creating bonds and whatnot. Shrimp and aardvarks, when paired together, talk so much to each other that their language becomes slurred and esoteric, and is impossible to understand even for other shrimp and aardvarks. Since there is a size difference between the shrimp and the aardvark (the aardvark being bigger), there is a clear power dynamic in which aardvarks bully shrimp and call them homosexuals. Despite aardvarks being mean to shrimp, there is no question that these two species are inseparable.

Did you see that shrimp and aardvark? They were yapping for like two hours.

by Shrimp954 December 2, 2024