A Salisbury Socking

Essential to performing this manoeuvre, is doggy. Eat a shit tonne of food, preferably spicy, then shit in a sock. Just prior to the fabled finish, swing the sock around you’re head, gather momentum, and thwack that socky shit around the back of her head.

John to girl: I’m about to cum

Girl: GIVE ME A SALISBURY SOCKING

John: ok

Example 2:

Webby: Dude, I gave her the Salisbury socking of her life

John: nice

by The Socker September 24, 2020

Salisbury

Okayed be honest this is a south town of middle class privileges but there are many council benefiting chavs. If you are lucky you may get through a day outside only seeing one chav however there are many pubescent wannabe chavs killing their lungs. There are 7 main schools, Swgs (get gay or get nonced on), Bws (act hard like chavs with their tiny willys), WSE (2nd worst place to go due to their burning lungs and obsolete brains), St Joes (lets be honest no one really knows who they are but they are “tryhards ”), Sarum Academy (“sports academy” but always gets trampled on by Swgs and Bws + worst areas to go to school), Trafalgar and Burgate ( both are too irrelevant to have their own Definition) and that’s it your daily does of pubescent kids. On a good day you may only see a few WSE in town acting like inbreds due to their lack of public decency. I can’t believe I forgot the private schools, no one really talks to them.

Jack “have you heard Salisbury is the best place to live in the Uk”
Novichok “guess my plan didn’t work”

by AnonymousNovix October 27, 2019

Salisbury Top Hat

Like a Blumpkin, but instead it’s eating a girl out while she takes a shit.

“He gave me a Salisbury Top Hat on our first date! He’s a keeper.”

“What is that?”

“it’s when eat a girl out while she’s taking a shit...”

“Wow you should buy him a ring!”

by Salisbury lover June 29, 2019

Salisbury University

A place that has Hispanic and African American gang bangers as well as white supremacists enrolled at the university. Be careful what you say in school because it might get you "green lighted". This school does nothing to prevent gang bangers from infiltrating higher academia. This school's motto is more like: Kill, rape, control, instead of learn, live, lead. Freedom of speech does not exist at this university because it is likely to get you: "green lighted". I have never met dumb fucks like these in my life. This school reminds you everyday that you failed in high school and should have broken your back to get better grades. A simple complaint here, can also get you "green lighted" and if you have a normal fear reaction = "green light". This school is a reminder of American failure/extremism at its finest.

I went to Salisbury University too!
Kill, rape, control!

by Papalolo2 June 18, 2022

Salisbury Kegstand

When a girl takes laxatives then lays with her legs behind her head on a bed, then the guy does a hand stand over her asshole with his feet firmly on the ceiling. And Drinks! Go gulls

now that we just left Taco Bell it’s the perfect time for a Salisbury Kegstand

by Scoots44 May 17, 2022

Salisbury University

Save yourself if you are an intellectual! Leave this place! Lame people.

Salisbury University, Get out of there if you want to live!

by thetruthislouderthanfakenews1 December 6, 2018

salisbury slut

When a female of the loose variety only puts out for TV dinners. A rare breed indeed, this creature is usually found in the tall grass of southern states. The range of acceptable TV dinners vary from, Stouffers, Banquet, Hungry-Man and in rare cases Kids Cuisine. If acquired, a man must be certain to never let go, as the profit margins in this relationship favor the man. 10 dollars spent and the channel turned to the price is right, is the only requirement for a romantic evening.

Son: Dad! i was going to take my girlfriend out to a romantic night out at Arby's. But turns out she just wants to stay home and dig into a Stouffers tray.
Dad: Wow son! you got yourself a real "Salisbury Slut" . I'd say you'd hold onto her tight, because she sounds like a real special gal.
Son: Well i'll be a monkeys uncle! You bet i will pops.

by 2 Testa-cool 4 U February 19, 2017