Pregnant; knocked up. Means literally that "one" kid is "on the way" (will be born soon, and will consume every moment of your spare time with its endless whining). Not a good thing if you have a girlfriend/wife who is not the mother of the baby.
"Just when I thought I said all I could say, my chick on the side says she's got one on the way..." -Usher, "Confessions (Part II)"
Jerry: "Shit man, did you hear? I got one on the way."
Pete: "Awesome. It's good you stopped shooting blanks and finally knocked your wife up."
Jerry: "No...that's the problem. My wife ain't the baby's mama...your 16-year-old daughter is."
Pete: "That dirty slut. I need to get her on the pill."
Jerry: "Word."
Jerry: "Shit man, did you hear? I got one on the way."
Pete: "Awesome. It's good you stopped shooting blanks and finally knocked your wife up."
Jerry: "No...that's the problem. My wife ain't the baby's mama...your 16-year-old daughter is."
Pete: "That dirty slut. I need to get her on the pill."
Jerry: "Word."
by Nick D July 19, 2004
Get the one on the waymug. "Why did you hoover the floor and then sweep it? "
"That's like sticking one way signs on both ends of the road"
"That's like sticking one way signs on both ends of the road"
by T4Y March 16, 2021
Get the Like sticking one way signs on both ends of the roadmug. The type of person who will say 1 after every single kill, fakeduck, and hold oneways. When someone asks him a question, he retorts with something like "shut up nn I bet you don't even know what an LBY breaker is!"
No one asked you One-Waying Shit Talker
by Thanos' Large Purple COCK! November 24, 2019
Get the One-Waying Shit Talkermug. I popular OHV riding trail in an Oregon OHV park that has been named as far back as the 1970's, that has only now been questioned of it's definition. The original way of travel is south, to north.
by a TV fanatic May 17, 2021
Get the One Way Trailmug. when you can't afford a trip to switzerland to kill yourself so you just go yeet off a cliff in cornwall cause there's nothing good there but the cliffs.
another way of saying to commit suicide.
another way of saying to commit suicide.
by fjordan June 17, 2022
Get the one way trip to cornwallmug. Like a circle jerk but bigger in scale and with only one loner wanker who gradually gets more and more isolated leading to death
by Issy_dead_bananas February 7, 2020
Get the A one way life jerkmug. Fuck this shit, if I drive in reverse I'm going the right way down one way traffic! Noone will know!...everybody knew and called others to let them know I was coming!
by Love, Diana.M December 4, 2024
Get the ONE WAY TRAFFICmug.