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Slip the noose

To skillfully avoid getting married.
Eric and Beth have been together for years and still aren't married. He really knows how to slip the noose!
by Chad Apollo May 19, 2022
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tube noose

A shit that is so large that it gets wedged at the point of discharge, causing a strangling-type of effect on the host - where they struggle and lose breath for a while.
We found Duncan on the floor of his toilet on Sunday morning. He was unconscious with a tube noose hanging out of his arse. Kenny kicked it out and he started breathing again.
by Zonal K October 27, 2019
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Nag Noose

The emotional and/or psychological suffocation brought on by the constant nagging of someone close to you.
"I often daydream about intimacy with someone who doesn't have my nuts in a nag noose."

"Just when I thought she couldn't pull the nag noose any tighter, she asked about that job I promised to get a month ago."

"I hate when friends borrow money then duck and dodge leaving me no choice but to ready the nag noose."

"I'd like to go out drinking with my friends tonight after work but I still have nag noose burns from the last time I didn't go straight home."

"I'd like to hang afterschool but my 'rents got me in a nag noose about my grades."
by Stella Cotton January 2, 2009
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ah noose

the greek term for anus...also describes a very used and worn anus, typical of men in greek tragedies.
the gaping ah noose belonged to none other than Quintus...i noticed as i pulled away from his love tunnel.
by richie rich April 13, 2005
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Noose Master

A Noose Master is a person who knows how to tie nooses out of anything, like a blade of grass.
Yo, that guy just made a noose out of a straw, he's a noose master.
by BiCk-A-BonKiNg August 5, 2019
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Colombian Noose

When you give somebody a colombian necktie but instead of letting them be, you tie their tongue to a noose and let it hold the person up.
John: You won't believe what I saw on LiveLeak the other day!
Sara: What?
John: This dude got a colombian noose infront of child!
Sara: Holy shit.
by Resonanaced September 8, 2020
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